Monday, April 27, 2009

A startling life event.

I am home alone.
I was in the kitchen chopping an onion.
Mid chop I exclaimed rather loudly, "got to sit on toilet."
I then went upstairs and completed the defecation ritual.
This happened.
Posted by Dolderer at 9:40 AM
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4 comments:

  1. Borgeau NanierApril 27, 2009 at 10:53 AM

    why were you chopping onions? Were you making a delicious sandwich?

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  2. DoldererApril 27, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    I was chopping onions for my pasta sauce I made.

    I just hurt my dick folding laundry.

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  3. SunnyvaleTrashApril 27, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    Please give us a detailed breakdown of your defecation ritual (poop time, to the layman).

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  4. fahn patrickApril 28, 2009 at 7:47 AM

    By: withoutashield on 4/28/2009 10:29:13 AM


    Glazed ham balls.

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