I am very disappointed.

I expect better from you. When you are out in the world, you must represent IAAT with dignity and class. We need to work on your people skills and adjust your attitude.

I'm not sure what to say.

Don't click this at work.



Also, I have spent this past week preparing for a terrific post. Look for that hot shit to drop sometime this weekend.

Shane Morris Time Machine - part 2

Yon weedian!
Yon weedian!
Come home to your people!
Do not leave us in the past. You cannot live in the future.
The strength of your people depends on your leadership.
We will be lost without you!
Our queen!
Our queen!
Return to us!
You must instruct our king on what to do!

another day in the life of ese_dan

Soundtrack:


Today, we were going to build the perfect modded machine. However, a few problems arose quite early on. First, Sebastian forgot his soldering gun. On the way back to his apartment, we got a speeding ticket. While we were waiting for the police officer to finish the ticket, I got a text message from Julia that canceled our plans for tonight. Bummed.

When we finally got our tools together and got back home, we started on our new machine. Sebastian called his brother Gordon, who works in a machine shop, to help us with the case. Unfortunately, he was drunk and just destroyed our materials and beat us with our water-cooling hoses. So we had to come up with another plan. Suddenly I had a stroke of genius and decided to turn Sebastian into the case!!! Can you believe it??

He was a good sport about it. So the moral of the story is to never give up. You never know what kind of greatness can arise out of adversity.

Dear Christian Renfew

YOU CAN BREATHE EASY, FRIEND...




Dear students,

I'm writing today to make you aware of an Ohio Department of Health Alert that was distributed
Sunday afternoon regarding recent outbreaks of swine flu. Please take a moment to review a
summary of this alert at http://www.ohio.edu/outlook/08-09/April/546.cfm .

As an added precaution, we have asked the housekeeping staff to be extra diligent in their
cleaning of our residential facilities to help minimize the risk of infection. If you live
off-campus, I would encourage you to do the same in your apartment or house.

Additional information is available on the Ohio Department of Health and Centers for Disease
Control and Prevention Web sites at http://www.odh.ohio.gov and http://www.cdc.gov/swineflu/ .

If you have a concern about exposure or have symptoms described in the aforementioned
resources, you should see a medical provider immediately. For information on Student Health
Service (SHS) hours, visit http://www.ohio.edu/hudson/shs/. If you experience symptoms outside
of SHS hours, you should visit O'Bleness Memorial Hospital Emergency Room.

Sincerely,
Ryan Lombardi
Dean of Students

Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Ash_Ketchum_Ices_the_Cake_(and_Her Face).avi

A startling life event.

I am home alone.
I was in the kitchen chopping an onion.
Mid chop I exclaimed rather loudly, "got to sit on toilet."
I then went upstairs and completed the defecation ritual.
This happened.

I love wrestling.

yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon ORNELIOR yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon yon

pwnt by Galactus

5:26 PM - «IAAT» mcfeters: would you like to make game pants later?
5:26 PM - «IAAT» mcfeters: would you like to shower me with kisses?
«IAAT» Galactus is now Away.
5:27 PM - «IAAT» mcfeters: OH WELL FUCK YOU!

L4D Haiku Series - 3rd Installment

Oh Zoey baby,

Will you sire my child?

Will you eat the poop?

Church

I'm not going.

an ode to my sausage gravy

my whole life is a taco.

one... big... dark... taco

Church

You're going.

IAAT COMPUTER HELP LINE

*dials 1-800-7825-255-843-34257*

phone rings



"Hello my name is Aburida Abdul Ravioli Mohammed Azazazaah "hot_salvation" Azerbaijan Mosteef Crabrangoon Durk Fezzerazadaijahn..."

Fuck I don't speak Mexican,

"Fried curry calamari fuck puppy farts?"

god damnit, will you just find me someone who speaks english, please?

"Please hold, nic is calling..."

clicks



fuck, everything but my dick has been outsourced...




rings




"yon yon, ese-dan- eat the maaaaatzah,"

Excuse me?

"yeah?"

um, I was inquiring about the downloadable content acquisition date and whether my video card is compatible with the new version of your software?

"what i can tell you is that it is rated teen... My whole life is rated teen."

That doesn't answer my question...

"Gaming is life."

I'm sorry I don't understand where you're going with this...

"Let me start over, sir. Okay open up the zipper to your wifi pants and tell me how your ping ping is looking."

I'm going to need to speak to your supervisor, young man

"yon pebis!"

clicks




un-be-lievable...

*sighs*

rings







"Hello, how are you doing?"

Finally a normal person, listen I...

"your face is normal."

Sir, I don't appreciate the terrible service provided by your company. I am having some serious compatibility issues with my setup and your software....

"yon taconian doof, what brings you here? Have you completed the jorts ceremony?"

What!?! no, I... I'm having compatibility issues...

"HA HA, OWNED!!!"

Listen if this is some sort of joke.

"your chode is a joke in my ass"

This is ridiculous. What is wrong with you?

"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13.... I've had thirteen beers. "

*slams phone*

*throws monitor out of window*

Christian Renfew rage-quit

This is Christian Renfrew. He rage-quits when he is having a bad night. His anger is so infectious that it causes cats to destroy household plants. Curly-head Canadians seem to bare the brunt of his frustrations. Wild obscenities flow like the River Styx. Toilets are flushed in a blinding rage.

Galactus yells at Christian Renfrew to calm down.


owned

Borgeau beverages

Here is a list of Borgeau-approved beverages:

Vitamin Water - Energy

I drink this stuff by the gallon. It's borderline obsessive. I need caffeine though and this drink has it. Plus, it's better than a soda. I also like things that are yellow...
like piss.

Gatorade
I'm not trying to be flavor-specific with that picture. I like many many flavors of Gatorade. My wife buys a box of the powder packets, so I usually just have some at all times.

Remember this shit? It was awesome.

Henry Weinhard's - hefeweizen
I'm definitely not the biggest fan of Mr. Weinhard's beers. However, they relatively inexpensive and this hefeweizen is pretty good. So I just get that. Oh, except the other night we got a six of the 'summer ale' which was kind of bland, but not horrible.

Scuttlebutt - gale force ipa
This is a local brew (well, 30 min north of Seattle) and is probably my second favorite local beer. I wouldn't have even included this beer in this blog entry, but my favorite beer, Manny's Pale Ale, isn't bottled. So I couldn't find a picture of it. I'll just give you a link instead. http://www.georgetownbeer.com/

Zima
Zima is the greatest creation known to man. Fuck electricity and fuck antibiotics. Those both pale in comparison to the most holy of beverages.

I love you dad.

Last night I had a dream.
It was magnificent.
I dreamed I received an invitation.
An invitation from a man.
A man named Rob.
We spoke on the telephone.
Miami to Seattle, what a connection.
In his soothing voice he said, "Come son, come."
I loaded my car with a Playstation 2™ and a blanket.
I left home.
The trip was a blur.
It went by quickly and I did not stop to see Kyle Phillips.
I arrived to skyscrapers and clear weather.
He lives on a hill.
A knock.
An embrace.
Why are you eight feet tall Rob_Mcfeters?
Why is your wife brown and eight feet tall Rob_Mcfeters?
We had to go pick up meat so we went to the trains.
You paid a machine twenty dollars for a train ticket.
Asshole.
I slept on the train and I woke up without a shirt on.
My back stuck to the leathery seat.
We made it back to your apartment, but with no meat.
That night I slept soundly at your bedside.
I woke up, but I was no longer in my perfect dreamworld.
I love you dad.
:(

T-47 airspeeder

The Incom T-47 airspeeder was a civilian airspeeder that became famous during the Galactic Civil War for its military use by the Alliance to Restore the Republic.

The T-47 was an atmospheric vehicle designed for industrial cargo handling. Its cockpit featured positions for a forward-facing pilot and a rear-facing cargo manager. The cargo manager used the airspeeder's magnetic harpoon and tow cable to control repulsorlift cargo modules.

The T-47 was modified by the Rebel Alliance technicians into a patrol and combat craft, becoming commonly known as the snowspeeder, especially after its extensive use at Echo Base on Hoth.

The Rebels armed the craft with dual laser cannons and converted the cargo manager into a gunner. Computerized targeting systems and displays were used by the gunner to control the lasers and harpoon gun. However, the pilot could take control of weapons if needed. Since the speeder lacked shields, armor plating was added to the hull. An advanced power plant and repulsorlift engines were installed to compensate for the added weight of armor and weapons. Its small size, maneuverability and speed allowed the ship to dodge enemy blasts.

My Life as a Taco (Warning: Canadian Content)

My life is a taco, how crunchy does it go?
What toppings do I know?
What ever happened to my plans?
Whatever happened to the life I thought I had?

My life is a taco, kinda cheaply made though
How bad does it show? Whatever did become of all my friends?
Whatever happened to the likes of all of them?

My life is a taco, heat me up and let's go
Cook me up hotter, I'll bean as loud and clear as I can bean
And if you like what you're tasting, please hang on to me

But I like being here
And I'm all cooked up wrong
Hang on to me, I'm one in a million
One in a million, one in a million
Please hang on to me

My life is a taco, pooped out but you know
6 flushes humming, whatever happened to my friends?
Whatever happened to the likes of all of them?

Oh, I like being here
And I'm all cooked up wrong
Hang on to me, I'm one in a million
One in a million, one in a million

And my spices are like candles
I'm so afraid of new technology
I'm in the sewer and I don't want to be
Yeah I'm so afraid of what's to come for me
I'm in a sewer and I don't, I don't want to be

Life ends in a taco, eat me up and let's go
Eat me anywhere, please don't think of flushing me behind
Whatever happens to you, I'll get on just fine

I'm one of a million, one of a million
One of a million, one of a million
One of a million, one of a million
One of a million, ooohhh
Ah, ladada

This pretty much sums up my life

Days like these.

Sometimes I just lay on my bathroom floor and cry.

a day in the life of ese_dan

Wake up and I gotta have a smoke. I know I'm in medical school, but shiz is stress, ye heard me?

Besides...

It helps clear my head while I'm trying to remember the name of this naked girl, sleeping in my bed



Now I just have get ready to start my day. Feel me?

Time for breakfast.

Gotta head to work.
Gettin that paper, ya'll!!!

haha lol

After a while, we'll hop in my car and go grab some motherfucking lunch.

Today I went for a walk, before class. I was still kind of sad because of what happened last night. This girl told me I was "quiet" and when I didn't respond, she kicked me in the ping-ping.




pwnt

Went and picked up my homie Ill-Phated. He had a dope new mixtape.

Mad thirsty on the way back to the crib, ya'll.

Gotta load up the bowl before I load up the STEAM, so I'll c - ya soon.



a-holla!

GOROLLINS

You think you're going to live your life alone
In darkness and seclusion... yeah, I know
You've been out there and tried to mix with those burritos
And it just left you full of humiliated confusion
So you stagger back home and wait for nothing
But the solitary refinement of your room spits you back onto the streets
And now you're desperate and in need of fire sauce
And then you meet me and your whole world changes
Because everything I emanate is everything you've ever wanted to inhale
So you drop all your defenses, I'm perfect in every way
cause I make you feel so full and so gaseous inside
You feel so lucky
But my hardshell obscures reality so, that you never bothered to
wonder why things are going so well
You want to know why?

cause Im a taco, yeah, Im a taco
Ill tear your guts up, Ill burn your mouth
Ill turn you into me, Ill turn you into me
cause Im a taco, a taco, a taco, a taco...

L4D frustrations

1. mcfeters, OcommO, w/oshield try three (3) servers. Before finishing one side of the first round, we are all disconnected from the server

2. mcfeters, OcommO, w/oshild, and ese_dan try a server. Before finishing one side of the first round, we are all banned from the server

3. Our first full game turns out to be the most lopsided bullshit ever, via the AI.

I just threw my monitor out of the window, so I can't see if I'm making any typos.

Zao: A Tender Subject In Movements

I.
By: rob_mcfeters on 3/30/2009 4:47:54 PM

99% of the time I don't give a shit what music someone likes.

However, I would have a hard time being friends with someone that genuinely liked Zao. I'm actually destroying my computer and cubicle at this very moment, because I've been consumed by rage at the very thought of this.

II.
By: john_doe on 3/30/2009 4:57:26 PM

we already know you hate them mcfeters. now let it fucking go.


By: rob_mcfeters on 3/30/2009 4:59:14 PM

How about this? I'll let it go when you stop making fantasy baseball and 'what should I have for dinner' threads.

III.
By: rob_mcfeters on 3/30/2009 5:13:10 PM

I hate them because they create shit music. The fact they are Christian is just a bonus.


IV.
By: rob_mcfeters on 3/30/2009 5:22:47 PM

Hey, I'm not telling you not to listen to them. I'm just saying fuck that band and fuck you too while we're at it.

If "I am a Taco" were:

FROM AUTUMN TO ASHES:



I would be the fat hairy guy that screams too loud,

Shane "Chronic" Morris would be the crooning emo kid behind the kit,



and everyone else wouldn't stand for the faggotry and leave.

Dolderer Internal Medicine

Dr. Dolderer's internal medicine clinic is now open

Dolderer Internal Medical Group is committed to providing Miami and the Southeast Florida area with the highest quality of medical care available.

Appointments are available 8:30 AM to 5:00 PM, Monday through Friday.

Shane Morris Time Machine

I have seen the future.
The rivers are dry
and the cannabis is extinct.
How can this be?
How can we be expected to go on?

We still have time.
We can shape the future.
Do not give in to despair.

My time machine...let me show you it.

What's new?

This is my serious face.
You now know that I have a serious mind.
It is time for serious discussions.
It is not the time for silliness jokes.
We mean business and business is good.
There is a problem that must be addressed.
Nay! It will be addressed.

The tacos with the square bottom:
Abomination!
Heresy, I declare!
Tacos were never meant to stand on their own.



Now that's out of the way. Let's move on to a lighter subject.
Hark!

A wise man once asked

If there were sippy cups for beer. Well, Borgeau, here is your answer.

Z. H. Christ

today is the day we unite to protect our villages from zombie christ,




a safe day and well wishes to all of you...




except for you, dolderer, may your people burn in the bowels of gahana for subjecting us to the voracious appetite of this almighty being...

L4D Haiku Series - 2nd Installment

Why eat a taco,
when you've got fresh human meat?
Poop out a forearm.

Soliloquy o' Captain Banks

Yea, this medley of spices is much too much for my resolve to bear.

This Taco man's reputation is only preceded by his stench, that of pinto beans, diesel soot, and spoiled oranges.

Being robbed of my last sense by his overpowering odor, this is the last sweet feeling I reserve before giving in to the almighty taco.

Hark, little tortilla boy, carry me away to my seaman's rest!
















woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow



- Capt. C. banks

Welp.

HAHA, OWNED!

3way GTX 208 SLI

Borgeau just relieved himself in his jorts.

Galactus claims his throne

MY TACOMEAT
LET ME SHOW YOU IT

el comer caca

sí sí el comer caca
muéstrame el camino a la omnipotente posición de la perfección
¿sabe usted cómo puedo alcanzar el rango de deidad?
has llenado el cubo con el marrón?
has llenado el cubo con el marrón?

Esta es la peor CONFIG EQUIPO VEZ

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Chorus:
Win big--mama's little taco!
Lose big--livin out her lies
Wants it all--mama's little taco!
Lose it all, rollin the dice of her life

WHY TACO

WHY DO YOUR EYEZ PARALYZE ME!?!