Today is National Taco Day

Feast, friends.

PAX.

So PAX is September 3rd - 5th. PAX.
fahn_patrick is considering flying to Seattle for this righteous event. I'm going no matter what. Do you want to fly to Seattle? You'll have a free place to stay within walking distance of this event. Just purchase your plane ticket and PAX pass. I'll pick you up at the airport and take you back. Seriously. Think about it.

2 options:
1. take off Thursday and Friday. Fly up here Thursday. Fly back Sunday.
2. take off Friday and Monday. Fly back Monday.

I recommend #1 because Mondays are busy flying days.

Do think you'd be interested?

IAAT profile series

In the coming weeks, we will be taking a closer look at our beloved tacos. Our producers are approving the questionnaire and will be sending them to the respective tacos' agents. Just make sure your son isn't sitting on your lap, while you read this.

IAAT COMPUTER HELP LINE

*dials 1-800-7825-255-843-34257*

phone rings



"Hello my name is Aburida Abdul Ravioli Mohammed Azazazaah "hot_salvation" Azerbaijan Mosteef Crabrangoon Durk Fezzerazadaijahn..."

Fuck I don't speak Mexican,

"Fried curry calamari fuck puppy farts?"

god damnit, will you just find me someone who speaks english, please?

"Please hold, nic is calling..."

clicks



fuck, everything but my dick has been outsourced...




rings




"yon yon, ese-dan- eat the maaaaatzah,"

Excuse me?

"yeah?"

um, I was inquiring about the downloadable content acquisition date and whether my video card is compatible with the new version of your software?

"what i can tell you is that it is rated teen... My whole life is rated teen."

That doesn't answer my question...

"Gaming is life."

I'm sorry I don't understand where you're going with this...

"Let me start over, sir. Okay open up the zipper to your wifi pants and tell me how your ping ping is looking."

I'm going to need to speak to your supervisor, young man

"yon pebis!"

clicks




un-be-lievable...

*sighs*

rings







"Hello, how are you doing?"

Finally a normal person, listen I...

"your face is normal."

Sir, I don't appreciate the terrible service provided by your company. I am having some serious compatibility issues with my setup and your software....

"yon taconian doof, what brings you here? Have you completed the jorts ceremony?"

What!?! no, I... I'm having compatibility issues...

"HA HA, OWNED!!!"

Listen if this is some sort of joke.

"your chode is a joke in my ass"

This is ridiculous. What is wrong with you?

"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13.... I've had thirteen beers. "

*slams phone*

*throws monitor out of window*

What's new?

This is my serious face.
You now know that I have a serious mind.
It is time for serious discussions.
It is not the time for silliness jokes.
We mean business and business is good.
There is a problem that must be addressed.
Nay! It will be addressed.

The tacos with the square bottom:
Abomination!
Heresy, I declare!
Tacos were never meant to stand on their own.



Now that's out of the way. Let's move on to a lighter subject.
Hark!

Soliloquy o' Captain Banks

Yea, this medley of spices is much too much for my resolve to bear.

This Taco man's reputation is only preceded by his stench, that of pinto beans, diesel soot, and spoiled oranges.

Being robbed of my last sense by his overpowering odor, this is the last sweet feeling I reserve before giving in to the almighty taco.

Hark, little tortilla boy, carry me away to my seaman's rest!
















woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow



- Capt. C. banks

Galactus claims his throne

MY TACOMEAT
LET ME SHOW YOU IT

el comer caca

sí sí el comer caca
muéstrame el camino a la omnipotente posición de la perfección
¿sabe usted cómo puedo alcanzar el rango de deidad?
has llenado el cubo con el marrón?
has llenado el cubo con el marrón?

Esta es la peor CONFIG EQUIPO VEZ

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Chorus:
Win big--mama's little taco!
Lose big--livin out her lies
Wants it all--mama's little taco!
Lose it all, rollin the dice of her life

Help.

Is this a taco?
Is this a bird?
Is this a whale with gigantic taco testicles?
Is this a beige thing with a bunch of tacos attached to it?
What the fuck.

I have a heavy taco.

Don't look at my taco that way.

create me with guacamole

I am a taco.
Create me
add condiments