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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA YES YES YE SEYES YES EAT THE MATZOH EATH THE MATZOH EATH THE MATZOH MATZOH EAT THE MATZOHS EAT THE MATZOH CRUMBLE IT INTO YOUR EYES AND SMEAR IT ON YOUR CHODE CHECK IT OUT THE OTHER DAY WHEN I WAS JAMMING WITH DAVE WITTE AND JACOB JEWCANNON IN OUR NEW BAND MATZO))))) THE WEBMASTER CAME AND OHHHH MAN EAT THE MATZOH OUR NEW BAND IS AWESOME WE PLAY SO LOW THAT IT MAKES YOU DROP MATZOH BALLS IN YOUR PANTS AND THEN YOU EAT THE MATZOH BALLS AND BECOME IMMORTAL LIKE MOSES AND BECOME ONE OF US AND DWELL IN THE PRESENCE OF THE JEWY GOODNESS FOREVER AND EVER AND SO OUR NEIGHBOR THE WEBMASTER CAME OVER WAS ALL LIKE HEY GUYS YOU TOTALLY ROXORZ WILL YOU BE ON MY NEW FAILURE OF A RECORD LABEL DIMITRI HEARD THIS FROM THE OGHHHHHH HYES FUK EAT THE MATZOH YEYS YES YES EYSES EAT THE MATZOH MATZOH MATZOH OF MOSES AND SMASH IT WITH YOUR GUILT AND WASH IT DOWN WITH MANISHEVITZ DIMITRI HERAD THIS FROM THE OTHER ROOM AND WAS ALL LIKE YEAH THATS TOTALLY AWESOME I CAN BE THE FAGGOT JEW MONEY COLLECTOR MERCH GUY FOR MATZO)))))) AND THE WEBMASTER WAS ALL LIKE YEAH TOTALLY AWESOME BUT I WAS ALL LIKE NO YOU FAGGOT JEWSHIT GET YOUR FAGGOT JEWY RECORD LABEL OUT OF HERE SO JACOB JEWCANNON FIRED CARROT TZIMMES SHOTS AT THE WEBMASTER AND THEN WE DUCT TAPED DIMITRIS FACE TO A BLOWTORCH AND SHOVED FROZEN MACAROONS IN HIS NOSE AND DAVE WITTE PRACTICED BLAST BEATS ON HIS TESTICLES OOHHHHH HAHAHAHA ESY YES YES YESY EYS EAT THE MATZOH EAT THE MATZOH EA TTHE MAZTOSH SHMEAR IT IN YOUR BAGELS AND GO BOBBING FOR GEFILTE FISH IN THE JOYLET EAT IT WITH SCHMOLZ AND WIPE YOUR ASS WITH TINFOIL