Gaming.

I have a single one billion dollars in a giant vault that takes up half the Tulsa, Oklahoma metro area.

I don't use any of it to buy video games or video gaming equipment. Instead, I buy truckloads of ice cream and various candied delicacies to load up the wings of my experimental aircraft that I invent daily. For science, you see.

Is gaming life? I'm not sure. Until I pay MechaGabriel Leavensworth Gorbus Enchirito Newell my entire fortune in Q8 3046 to research that answer, I don't think we will ever be sure. I do know this: casual gaming is the future of hardcore gaming.


Worship the glowing dildolollipop wand. All hail its arrival. I hope you like cooking simulators.

Kyle Phillips out.