Women are from Venus
I come from a town
That puts wings on a penis
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I come from a town
That puts wings on a penis
Showing posts with label suck all the dicks. Show all posts
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Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
(¯`·._.·§ka_Man·._.·´¯) - Part 2
The very ditsy "Lauren Williams" with two kids asked Ska Man to send some pictures of himself to her.
He gladly agreed.
He gladly agreed.
Don't we all love a man who can make fun of himself?
I mean, because if you don't make fun of your shitty Burger King job, who will?
Certainly not people on the internet.
Certainly not people on the internet.
P.S. Sublime is terrible.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
IAAT COMPUTER HELP LINE
*dials 1-800-7825-255-843-34257*
phone rings
"Hello my name is Aburida Abdul Ravioli Mohammed Azazazaah "hot_salvation" Azerbaijan Mosteef Crabrangoon Durk Fezzerazadaijahn..."
Fuck I don't speak Mexican,
"Fried curry calamari fuck puppy farts?"
god damnit, will you just find me someone who speaks english, please?
"Please hold, nic is calling..."
clicks
fuck, everything but my dick has been outsourced...
rings
"yon yon, ese-dan- eat the maaaaatzah,"
Excuse me?
"yeah?"
um, I was inquiring about the downloadable content acquisition date and whether my video card is compatible with the new version of your software?
"what i can tell you is that it is rated teen... My whole life is rated teen."
That doesn't answer my question...
"Gaming is life."
I'm sorry I don't understand where you're going with this...
"Let me start over, sir. Okay open up the zipper to your wifi pants and tell me how your ping ping is looking."
I'm going to need to speak to your supervisor, young man
"yon pebis!"
clicks
un-be-lievable...
*sighs*
rings
"Hello, how are you doing?"
Finally a normal person, listen I...
"your face is normal."
Sir, I don't appreciate the terrible service provided by your company. I am having some serious compatibility issues with my setup and your software....
"yon taconian doof, what brings you here? Have you completed the jorts ceremony?"
What!?! no, I... I'm having compatibility issues...
"HA HA, OWNED!!!"
Listen if this is some sort of joke.
"your chode is a joke in my ass"
This is ridiculous. What is wrong with you?
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13.... I've had thirteen beers. "
*slams phone*
*throws monitor out of window*
phone rings
"Hello my name is Aburida Abdul Ravioli Mohammed Azazazaah "hot_salvation" Azerbaijan Mosteef Crabrangoon Durk Fezzerazadaijahn..."
Fuck I don't speak Mexican,
"Fried curry calamari fuck puppy farts?"
god damnit, will you just find me someone who speaks english, please?
"Please hold, nic is calling..."
clicks
fuck, everything but my dick has been outsourced...
rings
"yon yon, ese-dan- eat the maaaaatzah,"
Excuse me?
"yeah?"
um, I was inquiring about the downloadable content acquisition date and whether my video card is compatible with the new version of your software?
"what i can tell you is that it is rated teen... My whole life is rated teen."
That doesn't answer my question...
"Gaming is life."
I'm sorry I don't understand where you're going with this...
"Let me start over, sir. Okay open up the zipper to your wifi pants and tell me how your ping ping is looking."
I'm going to need to speak to your supervisor, young man
"yon pebis!"
clicks
un-be-lievable...
*sighs*
rings
"Hello, how are you doing?"
Finally a normal person, listen I...
"your face is normal."
Sir, I don't appreciate the terrible service provided by your company. I am having some serious compatibility issues with my setup and your software....
"yon taconian doof, what brings you here? Have you completed the jorts ceremony?"
What!?! no, I... I'm having compatibility issues...
"HA HA, OWNED!!!"
Listen if this is some sort of joke.
"your chode is a joke in my ass"
This is ridiculous. What is wrong with you?
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13.... I've had thirteen beers. "
*slams phone*
*throws monitor out of window*
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