My Life as a Taco (Warning: Canadian Content)

My life is a taco, how crunchy does it go?
What toppings do I know?
What ever happened to my plans?
Whatever happened to the life I thought I had?

My life is a taco, kinda cheaply made though
How bad does it show? Whatever did become of all my friends?
Whatever happened to the likes of all of them?

My life is a taco, heat me up and let's go
Cook me up hotter, I'll bean as loud and clear as I can bean
And if you like what you're tasting, please hang on to me

But I like being here
And I'm all cooked up wrong
Hang on to me, I'm one in a million
One in a million, one in a million
Please hang on to me

My life is a taco, pooped out but you know
6 flushes humming, whatever happened to my friends?
Whatever happened to the likes of all of them?

Oh, I like being here
And I'm all cooked up wrong
Hang on to me, I'm one in a million
One in a million, one in a million

And my spices are like candles
I'm so afraid of new technology
I'm in the sewer and I don't want to be
Yeah I'm so afraid of what's to come for me
I'm in a sewer and I don't, I don't want to be

Life ends in a taco, eat me up and let's go
Eat me anywhere, please don't think of flushing me behind
Whatever happens to you, I'll get on just fine

I'm one of a million, one of a million
One of a million, one of a million
One of a million, one of a million
One of a million, ooohhh
Ah, ladada