Ese "The ass-melter" Bauber

My friend Dan is Super Smart.

He takes apart butts for a living.

He does it because he loves knowledge and the smell.





Tales of his knowledge of the human anatomy are told worldwide.

I once asked him if it was ok to take ibuprofen while consuming alcoholic beverages. He said "yes," and my life changed forever.


Last night I got to hear his voice and play video games with him. He totally owned other doctors who thought because they were doctors that they could be good at video games because doctors think they are good at everything.





pwnt.

SWTOR video

They have four 5-min videos on walking through Star Wars: The Old Republic. You only need to click the first video, because when it is finished it loads the next video in 10 seconds. "Excited" is an understatement.

pc.ign.com (click that!!!)

I finally got the mic that Mr. Dolderer sent me

It included a funny note:

Your lovelava, show it to me

My whole life is an invisible texture...



One, Big, Dark, Glitch...

A day in the life of Dr. Dolderer

A typical day starts by checking all my equipment. I have to make sure my medi-gun is functioning properly or I'll get an earful. Who needs that, right? Second, I make sure that my Blutsauger is loaded with syringes, because honestly I just don't know what's going to happen out there. Finally, I sharpen my Übersaw. Just in case, you know? haha lol

So once I'm suited up, I usually have to listen to my little brother (he's a Scout) rattle on and on about his skateboard or something. He's usually hopped up on five (5) energy drinks by noon. Sometimes I try to slip him a sedative, but he moves too damn fast.

Heading out the door for another day.



Immediately, I had to run and heal my friend George. He was so busy firing rockets at Blue that he didn't even noticed that he had been shot several times over. He's not the smartest guy in the world, but he's got a good heart.

The day was going pretty well, until my friend Russell caught an arrow through his eye. I spent probably two (2) hours getting that out of his head. Probably going to have to fit him for a glass eye. OWNED! What do you expect from a filthy Australian?

By the end of the day, I was basically just handing out medicine for migraines. I'm pretty sure my little brother was hitting everyone with baseballs. He really needs to be more careful.

So after a long day of healing the sick and wounded, I headed down to the beach and enjoyed a cup of tea with my life-partner Juan.

:)

JESUS CHRIST LOVE

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Manhunt

I had this game a long time ago on PS2, and I really enjoyed it then. So today I found it on Steam for $10 and figured 'what the hell.' The graphics are obviously dated, but it's fun all over again. I had forgotten about all the silly one-liners that the "hunters" say, before you saw their heads off with a piece of wire.

UP ON THE DIDDLER

UP ON THE WONTIS

Shane Morris briefly returns

I played TF2 with Shane Morris last night, for about 45 minutes. It was truly glorious to hear his voice again.

Heh.

By: cobra_commanDER on 8/7/2009 1:14:13 PM

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Mass Effect

Buggiest game on the planet...

(¯`·._.·§ka_Man·._.·´¯) - Part 2

The very ditsy "Lauren Williams" with two kids asked Ska Man to send some pictures of himself to her.

He gladly agreed.

Don't we all love a man who can make fun of himself?

I mean, because if you don't make fun of your shitty Burger King job, who will?
Certainly not people on the internet.

P.S. Sublime is terrible.

Midwestern Doppelgangers

While waiting for a parade and small ceremony for troops to come home I spotted someone who looked like a tiny, nonbiker-ish version of Sean.

Right there in the middle. Such a bad picture because I was trying to discretely take his picture with my phone.

After standing in the sun for over two hours my poor little Irish skin couldn't take it and I transformed into a lobster.

Links because it's too hideous, and I wouldn't want anyone to accidentally see them.

Just after a shower earlier Censor bar Unhappy Snowy

Then after arriving home we stopped at Walmart and I saw a child version of Shane Morris. Couldn't get a picture, though, so here's a picture representation of what the Shane Morris might have looked like as a child.

Also, I wish I was six hours away from Miami to work on my tan.

Mass Effect 2 E3 trailer

You probably already saw this, but I still wanted to put it here.

This Happened.