What a clever bird.

BF3 Alpha

I played a couple hours in the BF3 Alpha this evening. The whole loading thing is a goddamn headache. You have to have Origin, then you download it like normal, but when you launch it opens your web browser and it serves off that. Meaning...that launches your .exe. Kind of pain...but I get it...an extra layer of authenticity.

Gameplay fucking rules and is so smooth. The hud will take a little getting used to. There are some issues w/ nVidia stuff...but I found out just waiting past error messages gets you through.



I DID get stuck on a blade of grass though...and fucking died.
Also...the defibs are confusing me at the moment.

do you like ham?

would you like to hear some death metal?

Porkfarm - Blood Harvest

fucked from birth

Would you like to have an angry sound?

Fucked From Birth

do you like fast sounds?

Do you like Phobia? I do.

unrelenting







party w/ gadget

did you see this?

did you see this?

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/07/11/no-steam-release-for-battlefield-3/

Toilet Paper.

Find solace in this.

Buckfutts 2: Semantic Flingapoo

Butt ass Bombs Bongs

Feel the Fun

Let it fling from your bum

The brown basket refuses to tolerate your insolence any longer


Sean P 1:31 pm
"EVERYONE BACK UP"
"THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS COCKED AND READY TO DROP"

Alec S 1:32 pm
*flexes butt*

Sean P 1:32 pm
"WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BASKET HOLD THIS BAD BOY TILL WE GET IT TO THE DESIGNATED DOOKIE DROP ZONE"

Alec S 1:33 pm
"THE DZ IS HOT, YOU ARE NOT CLEARED FOR LANDING"

Sean P 1:34 pm
"I DON'T CARE IF WE'RE FACING A HANDFUL OF CIVILIAN CASUALTIES, IF I DON'T MOVE THIS MOTHERLOAD NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE GOD TO ANSWER TO"