a day in the life of galactus

As soon as I woke up, I had the overwhelming urge to find a one-legged black man and beat the shit out of him. It's because I'm a hero. Seriously. I know you are impressed.

So after I made the perpetrator regret his crime, I loaded up some Blink182 on the first generation iPod and headed to class.

Got a call on my way there, from my homeboy Sammy C. Proceed directly to casa de Sammy to pick him up (his car broke down, lol).




Sammy C was waiting for me, when I got to his house. For some reason he was tearing down the fence in his front yard. He bitch-slapped me when I asked him what he was doing. Then he hopped on the pegs of my bicycle and we headed to the campus. I dropped Sammy C off at the dorm for the exchange students. He said he needed to get some coffee from a Brazilian dude.

Professor made me mad az fuk!

Met up with my girl after classes and we shared a soda. I luv u baby girl!

We decided that we were going to take a weekend vacation to Dollywood. Super excited. Since my girl deserves only the best, I figured I needed to get my plane cleaned up.

Dudes at the car wash were pissed.

I am very disappointed.

I expect better from you. When you are out in the world, you must represent IAAT with dignity and class. We need to work on your people skills and adjust your attitude.

I'm not sure what to say.

Don't click this at work.



Also, I have spent this past week preparing for a terrific post. Look for that hot shit to drop sometime this weekend.

Shane Morris Time Machine - part 2

Yon weedian!
Yon weedian!
Come home to your people!
Do not leave us in the past. You cannot live in the future.
The strength of your people depends on your leadership.
We will be lost without you!
Our queen!
Our queen!
Return to us!
You must instruct our king on what to do!

another day in the life of ese_dan

Soundtrack:


Today, we were going to build the perfect modded machine. However, a few problems arose quite early on. First, Sebastian forgot his soldering gun. On the way back to his apartment, we got a speeding ticket. While we were waiting for the police officer to finish the ticket, I got a text message from Julia that canceled our plans for tonight. Bummed.

When we finally got our tools together and got back home, we started on our new machine. Sebastian called his brother Gordon, who works in a machine shop, to help us with the case. Unfortunately, he was drunk and just destroyed our materials and beat us with our water-cooling hoses. So we had to come up with another plan. Suddenly I had a stroke of genius and decided to turn Sebastian into the case!!! Can you believe it??

He was a good sport about it. So the moral of the story is to never give up. You never know what kind of greatness can arise out of adversity.

Dear Christian Renfew

YOU CAN BREATHE EASY, FRIEND...




Dear students,

I'm writing today to make you aware of an Ohio Department of Health Alert that was distributed
Sunday afternoon regarding recent outbreaks of swine flu. Please take a moment to review a
summary of this alert at http://www.ohio.edu/outlook/08-09/April/546.cfm .

As an added precaution, we have asked the housekeeping staff to be extra diligent in their
cleaning of our residential facilities to help minimize the risk of infection. If you live
off-campus, I would encourage you to do the same in your apartment or house.

Additional information is available on the Ohio Department of Health and Centers for Disease
Control and Prevention Web sites at http://www.odh.ohio.gov and http://www.cdc.gov/swineflu/ .

If you have a concern about exposure or have symptoms described in the aforementioned
resources, you should see a medical provider immediately. For information on Student Health
Service (SHS) hours, visit http://www.ohio.edu/hudson/shs/. If you experience symptoms outside
of SHS hours, you should visit O'Bleness Memorial Hospital Emergency Room.

Sincerely,
Ryan Lombardi
Dean of Students

Gotta Catch 'Em All!

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A startling life event.

I am home alone.
I was in the kitchen chopping an onion.
Mid chop I exclaimed rather loudly, "got to sit on toilet."
I then went upstairs and completed the defecation ritual.
This happened.

I love wrestling.

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pwnt by Galactus

5:26 PM - «IAAT» mcfeters: would you like to make game pants later?
5:26 PM - «IAAT» mcfeters: would you like to shower me with kisses?
«IAAT» Galactus is now Away.
5:27 PM - «IAAT» mcfeters: OH WELL FUCK YOU!

L4D Haiku Series - 3rd Installment

Oh Zoey baby,

Will you sire my child?

Will you eat the poop?

Church

I'm not going.

an ode to my sausage gravy

my whole life is a taco.

one... big... dark... taco

Church

You're going.