I Can't Help But

Think of Nader whenever I hear this song.



Also, youtube comment that sums it all up for me:
"this song brings out all my emotions
sometimes when i'm alone and upset
i turn this on
and cry some more"

Ellen McLain and other issues

fahn_patrick and I were discussing setting up a PayPal to get Galactus/Nader a new microphone. If we each PayPal'd him $1.50, then he could get one.


Ellen McLain is an opera singer and voice actress from Nashville, Tennessee, USA. McLain provides voices for many characters in several video games from Valve. Among them are GLaDOS, the artificial intelligence antagonist in Portal (for which she won an AIAS Interactive Achievement Award for Outstanding Achievement in Character Performance), the announcer in Team Fortress 2, and the voice of the Combine overwatch for the Half-Life 2 series. She is the only person to have her voice in all the games in The Orange Box.

McLain also sang the ending credits song to Portal, titled "Still Alive", written by Jonathan Coulton.

IAAT profile: Nader aka Galactus

1. How old were you when you took your first dump?
I was about 13. My friend made a joke about taking a shit, and I had no idea what that meant. I later found out that POOP came out of there. How crazy is that? Up until that point, I've been using that place to hold a roll of quarters so I always had change for the bus.

2. Have you accidentally the whole thing?

The real question is "who hasn't accidentally the whole thing?"

3. OWNED!
HAHA! :|

4. What was the first game that made you ragequit and what happened to make you act like a big fucking baby?

Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. Out of 23 playable characters to choose from, my cousin picks Scorpion. Any fucking noob can constantly shoot the spear and uppercut someone to gain a victory.

5. What are your thoughts on shirtless men hugging?

Can I participate?

6. Would you ever show your ass to your own ass? Why?

The thought never occurred. I was always too busy showing my ass to Daniel's ass.

7. If you were Gordon Freeman for one day, what would you do?

The obvious answer would be having sex with Alyx Vance. Honestly, I would sprint the whole day. How fucking cool is it to be able to run THAT fast.

8. How extreme are you?

9. Do you agree that the Engineer is a credit to the team?
Pretty much the only class I play (when I do play). Not only does he support the team with wonderful gadgets such as health/ammo dispensers and sentry guns, but the teleporters are very convenient and useful because you don't have to waste the whole game away running across the map.

10. Tell the story about the first time you kissed a man:
His name was Juan. There was a certain musky aroma that emanated from his silky copper skin that lured me in. In retrospect, I think it was the assless leather chaps that drove me nuts.

a day in the life of galactus

As soon as I woke up, I had the overwhelming urge to find a one-legged black man and beat the shit out of him. It's because I'm a hero. Seriously. I know you are impressed.

So after I made the perpetrator regret his crime, I loaded up some Blink182 on the first generation iPod and headed to class.

Got a call on my way there, from my homeboy Sammy C. Proceed directly to casa de Sammy to pick him up (his car broke down, lol).




Sammy C was waiting for me, when I got to his house. For some reason he was tearing down the fence in his front yard. He bitch-slapped me when I asked him what he was doing. Then he hopped on the pegs of my bicycle and we headed to the campus. I dropped Sammy C off at the dorm for the exchange students. He said he needed to get some coffee from a Brazilian dude.

Professor made me mad az fuk!

Met up with my girl after classes and we shared a soda. I luv u baby girl!

We decided that we were going to take a weekend vacation to Dollywood. Super excited. Since my girl deserves only the best, I figured I needed to get my plane cleaned up.

Dudes at the car wash were pissed.

pwnt by Galactus

5:26 PM - «IAAT» mcfeters: would you like to make game pants later?
5:26 PM - «IAAT» mcfeters: would you like to shower me with kisses?
«IAAT» Galactus is now Away.
5:27 PM - «IAAT» mcfeters: OH WELL FUCK YOU!

an ode to my sausage gravy

my whole life is a taco.

one... big... dark... taco

Christian Renfew rage-quit

This is Christian Renfrew. He rage-quits when he is having a bad night. His anger is so infectious that it causes cats to destroy household plants. Curly-head Canadians seem to bare the brunt of his frustrations. Wild obscenities flow like the River Styx. Toilets are flushed in a blinding rage.

Galactus yells at Christian Renfrew to calm down.


owned

Galactus claims his throne

MY TACOMEAT
LET ME SHOW YOU IT