I'm playing Mass Effect

I'm years late to the game but here's what I think about this game because fuck you:

-Ashley is a racist bitch
-Garrus is fucking weak
-Ambassador Udina probably has a small dick
-I really need to quick save more often
-Some of the dialogue choices are very misleading
-I hate elevators
-Noveria really sucks
-I wish my squad would be more proactive and intuitive when our lives are at stake

I did one play through and ended up getting Wrex killed by Ashley so then I left her to die because I didn't get her to put out by then; at the end I had the Alliance fleet ignore the Ascension and totally fuck up Sovereign.

Now on my second play through I'm doing the opposite with a Vanguard class (first play through was with a soldier class).

Hooray.

Hey! Is this a penis or a vagina?

NSFW (Obviously)

I don't see any balls, soo...

(¯`·._.·§ka_Man·._.·´¯) - Part 2

The very ditsy "Lauren Williams" with two kids asked Ska Man to send some pictures of himself to her.

He gladly agreed.

Don't we all love a man who can make fun of himself?

I mean, because if you don't make fun of your shitty Burger King job, who will?
Certainly not people on the internet.

P.S. Sublime is terrible.

according to last.fm

I have listened to the following artists on my work computer (I don't remember this at all):

Finntroll - 3
Korpiklaani - 2
theNoLifeKing - 1
Franz Liszt - 1
Eisregen - 1
birthday boyz - 1
Dogpiss - 1
BomberMan Awesome - 1
Jan Jelinek - 1
The Offspring - 1

I guess it wasn't bad enough that I was rocking out to Dogpiss, but apparently thought it was a good idea to listen to Finntroll three times. I mean..."birthday boyz" ??? Really?