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Sunday, July 11, 2010

i killed my own father

7/9/10
Dear Diary,

Today I jammed the eff out to this new powerman 5000 tune. I went all nuts and kicked my dresser a bunch of times... pretty sure I dented it. Mom's gonna be so pissed. She just can't relate to how I emote to my music and cling to subculture fashion to express my desire to rebel.

After I got done push-pitting my hole room. I gave a shout out to my e-girlfriend on my webcam. Her name is jennifer and she understands my hatred of everything. Showed her my balls real quick and headed out.

After smoking a half a pack of cigarettes outside the mall I turned on my funputer and rocked some new Disturbed jams while I played TF2. That's when it happened.

I killed my own Father. I killed him again and again. I don't know what came over me. I truly got down with the sicness tonight. I just thought how much I hate 9th grade arithmetic, my curfew, my life, my parents and my ex-friend in the 7th grade who was my heart.

I put an arrow between his goddamn eyes.


I did it again and again

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME



RIP dirty dad dick: there are 5 1/2 less fingers in the tacos tonight





also, this is me and dan, dancing in heaven:


Thursday, March 18, 2010

Update for Nvidia video cards

The driver update released around the time BC2 came out has a fan speed bug that could potentially affect the performance of your millenium machine.

Article from tech report and link to new drivers here: LINK



In other news, if you think you had some sweet jorts, think again. The dirty dad dick took leave to Carolina last week to indulge in the warm weather and decided to send his regards: