letters from the field

My darling wife,

Today was one of the most difficult days I've experienced since this war started. Even in the midst of this conflict Dan finds a way to make us laugh. But today even Dan couldn't mask his pain behind humor. The news may reach you before this letter arrives, but today we lost our brother Shane Morris. His death is taking a toll on all of us.

We tried so hard, but we just couldn't get the B point armed. Shane gave his life to help secure the objective. Nerder saw Shane go down from a Russian sniper bullet and told Nic to cover him. Nerder ran towards Shane's body, hit "E" and picked up his medic kit.

But before Nerder could switch to the defib-gadget...

Shane was gone.

Please keep the Morris family in your prayers. I hope to return home soon, but we have to defend the very points we attacked yesterday.

love,
dadbutt

What the hell is this?

Our taco-land is falling apart. Only Dan and Fahn share my pain...

my sorrow...

the twin bongs of waste,

smoke no more...

The ballad of Shane Morris

You went far too young
sweet Shane
Your voice still in our ears
sweet Shane
We will never forget your laughter
sweet Shane
The smoke from your bongs
sweet Shane

Your memory will live on
in every taco
in every redwood

Shane Morris briefly returns

I played TF2 with Shane Morris last night, for about 45 minutes. It was truly glorious to hear his voice again.

Midwestern Doppelgangers

While waiting for a parade and small ceremony for troops to come home I spotted someone who looked like a tiny, nonbiker-ish version of Sean.

Right there in the middle. Such a bad picture because I was trying to discretely take his picture with my phone.

After standing in the sun for over two hours my poor little Irish skin couldn't take it and I transformed into a lobster.

Links because it's too hideous, and I wouldn't want anyone to accidentally see them.

Just after a shower earlier Censor bar Unhappy Snowy

Then after arriving home we stopped at Walmart and I saw a child version of Shane Morris. Couldn't get a picture, though, so here's a picture representation of what the Shane Morris might have looked like as a child.

Also, I wish I was six hours away from Miami to work on my tan.

Kyle Phillips Will Pay - part 2

Kyle Phillips will pay

You won't get away with this.

Shane Morris Time Machine - part 4

:(

A Post from our own snowy_bebe

Snowybebe has been to the future and seen what is in store for our little albino Shane Morris:

"From that moment on, I knew I would never forget about Dr. Shane Morris."


love,

-snowy

The Nanier family

When the time comes, the parents, Borgeau and Snowy Nanier, will be survived by their three adopted children (from left to right): Schmuel Dolderer-Nanier, Christian Renfrew-Nanier, and Fahn "Meat and Potatoes" Patrick-Nanier. They love you, dad!

Shane, please come home. We all miss you.

IAAT profile: Sunnyvaletrash aka Shane Morris

1. How old were you when you took your first dump?
Still waiting on that one.

2. Have you accidentally the whole thing?
Many, many times.

3. OWNED!
Haha

4. What was the first game that made you ragequit and what happened to make you act like a big fucking baby?
I'm gonna guess Punch-Out, and it was most likely that faggot King Hippo.

5. What are your thoughts on shirtless men hugging?
Not enough of it in my life. Perhaps the IAAT crew should get together and fix this.

6. Would you ever show your ass to your own ass? Why?
I wouldn't. I don't want my ass to become self-aware.

7. If you were Gordon Freeman for one day, what would you do?
I'd find a way to have sex with Alyx that incorporates the gravity gun.

8. How extreme are you?
I'm so extreme that you can expect to see a licensed energy drink soon.

9. Do you agree that the Engineer is a credit to the team?
Yes.

10. Tell the story about the first time you kissed a man:
Once again, we may have to get the IAAT crew together to make this happen.

His influence is spreading like wildfire

I can no longer hide in my own city.

Fun with Google Image Search

http://www.celterre.com/instructors/shane-morris-sensei-sm.jpg

MISSING: Shane Morris

If you see our missing friend Shane Morris, please contact your nearest IAAT representative and let him or her know. We miss him dearly and want him to come home.

Shane Morris Time Machine - part 3

The motherland calls

My home, my wonderful home
The land of my ancestors
Basically free health care

My beautiful family

Those who I can always count on
Those whose love knows no bounds
My family supports my lifestyle

Twin bongs of waste
No Fear

Shane Morris Time Machine - part 2

Yon weedian!
Yon weedian!
Come home to your people!
Do not leave us in the past. You cannot live in the future.
The strength of your people depends on your leadership.
We will be lost without you!
Our queen!
Our queen!
Return to us!
You must instruct our king on what to do!

Shane Morris Time Machine

I have seen the future.
The rivers are dry
and the cannabis is extinct.
How can this be?
How can we be expected to go on?

We still have time.
We can shape the future.
Do not give in to despair.

My time machine...let me show you it.