L4D Haiku Series - 4th Installment

When the plane crashes
Towards the end of Dead Air
Nader cheers, "Allah!"

L4D Haiku Series - 3rd Installment

Oh Zoey baby,

Will you sire my child?

Will you eat the poop?

L4D Haiku Series - 2nd Installment

Why eat a taco,
when you've got fresh human meat?
Poop out a forearm.

L4D Haiku Series - First Installment

Hey, look out Zoey.
There's a Smoker on the roof!
Hanging makes you poop.