Showing posts with label Christian Renfrew. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christian Renfrew. Show all posts

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Dirt 2: a game about driving vehicles

"i drive every day.
i drive way too much.
i hate driving.
a game about driving sounds like the dumbest idea i've ever heard."

That is what I say sometimes when I see a computer game about driving. Sometimes I say other things, but that's usually pretty much it.

Dirt 2 is currently $13 dollars. Coincidentally, I was looking for something to spend $13 on this weekend and that was the only thing I saw. At the very least, I could make fun of it on the internet. That was until Dave Mirra became my buddy.


I was driving on a dirt road in Dirt 2 one day and Dave Mirra was like, "hey, you're pretty good."

I was like, "yeah, i know. i drive like, all the time."

then he was like, "want to drive cars with me?"

I was like, "it's not letting me say no"


It was just then that I realized I really like this game.

Flashback:


When I was just a small boy, my dad bought me a steering wheel and pedal set for the funputer. It was to play Road and Track's "Need for Speed". It was wonderful. It looked like this.


That was when i didn't drive cars. So a driving game was a pretty good idea for a guy like me. Then one day, I got a real car and all the fun was over.

Flashforward:


It was easy to pass on Dirt 2 on release if you didn't spend $400 bucks to ride in the DX11 wagon. Especially considering it doesn't run in DX10, leaving the ever-stable option, DX9. Here's the thing about that: even on DX9 things look great. Even on my lonely little 9800gtx+, things move very smoothly with the settings jacked.


Visuals aside, it could look like shit and it is still a fun game with a good amount of content. Just enough jumps and wrecks for the, "i'm so tired of turning," crowd. A rewind option for the "i restart every time i wreck," crowd. Enough vehicle options and tweaks for the "gear ratio really matters to me," crowd. And enough shirtless, british co-drivers named Jack for the "fahn_patrick," crowd.

The game mechanics are smooth and real, albeit nowhere near the "sim" part of the genre; Thus, small rocks and bushes are forgiving while different surfaces still affect feel and grab. Apparently, care was taken in ensuring driving different types of cars is actually a completely different experience. Rewards and achievements are gratifying enough to keep you playing. Menu is designed for console, but is designed well and works fine with a keyboard.

Bonus feature: A list of names so that driver speech is directed at you. These racing people will call you by your first name, unless you're nader. sorry nader.


I've put a good amount of time into the game this weekend and it's looking like I'm going to put in more. I will surely play a bunch more when i finally buy a DX11 card. The multiplayer works well, even if it does utilize the slow child of pc gaming, Games for Windows Live. Matchmaking is easy (one of the few positives of GFWL) and multiplayer races prove action-packed and unpredictable with cars flyin' all over the goddamn place.

If you have any interest in racing games at all, you will enjoy this.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Christian "Godfatherofsoul" Renfrew

It was good to see you back in action tonight. Just stop putting gas-cans at our feet and then shooting them, you fucking knob.

<3

Thursday, June 11, 2009

IAAT profile: Christian Renfrew aka Godfatherofsoul

1. How old were you when you took your first dump?
About 15

2. Have you accidentally the whole thing?
Oh many times.

3. OWNED!
Haha

4. What was the first game that made you ragequit and what happened to make you act like a big fucking baby?
Mario kart

5. What are your thoughts on shirtless men hugging?
Not fussed.

6. Would you ever show your ass to your own ass? Why?
No definitely not, for fear of embarrassment.

7. If you were Gordon Freeman for one day, what would you do?
Take a crowbar to Barney's face.

8. How extreme are you?

Extremely naked & a man.

9. Do you agree that the Engineer is a credit to the team?
On the fence.

10. Tell the story about the first time you kissed a man:
It was my dad.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The Nanier family



When the time comes, the parents, Borgeau and Snowy Nanier, will be survived by their three adopted children (from left to right): Schmuel Dolderer-Nanier, Christian Renfrew-Nanier, and Fahn "Meat and Potatoes" Patrick-Nanier. They love you, dad!

Shane, please come home. We all miss you.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Christian Renfew rage-quit

This is Christian Renfrew. He rage-quits when he is having a bad night. His anger is so infectious that it causes cats to destroy household plants. Curly-head Canadians seem to bare the brunt of his frustrations. Wild obscenities flow like the River Styx. Toilets are flushed in a blinding rage.



Galactus yells at Christian Renfrew to calm down.


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