So yesterday I went online to update my information for my American Express card. I noticed two separate charges that I did not make. One was for $165 and the other for $137. Both charges were at gas stations and, according to the customer service person I spoke with, the card was actually presented at the point of purchase...
IN FUCKING JERUSALEM.

This is odd. For starters, I never carry my card on me, because it sits in a fire-proof box in my home. Secondly, how the fuck did they manage to produce a card with a working magnetic strip? That's fucking genius! I hope my credit card is not funding terrorist organizations.