Showing posts with label buy video games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label buy video games. Show all posts

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Dirt 2: a game about driving vehicles

"i drive every day.
i drive way too much.
i hate driving.
a game about driving sounds like the dumbest idea i've ever heard."

That is what I say sometimes when I see a computer game about driving. Sometimes I say other things, but that's usually pretty much it.

Dirt 2 is currently $13 dollars. Coincidentally, I was looking for something to spend $13 on this weekend and that was the only thing I saw. At the very least, I could make fun of it on the internet. That was until Dave Mirra became my buddy.


I was driving on a dirt road in Dirt 2 one day and Dave Mirra was like, "hey, you're pretty good."

I was like, "yeah, i know. i drive like, all the time."

then he was like, "want to drive cars with me?"

I was like, "it's not letting me say no"


It was just then that I realized I really like this game.

Flashback:


When I was just a small boy, my dad bought me a steering wheel and pedal set for the funputer. It was to play Road and Track's "Need for Speed". It was wonderful. It looked like this.


That was when i didn't drive cars. So a driving game was a pretty good idea for a guy like me. Then one day, I got a real car and all the fun was over.

Flashforward:


It was easy to pass on Dirt 2 on release if you didn't spend $400 bucks to ride in the DX11 wagon. Especially considering it doesn't run in DX10, leaving the ever-stable option, DX9. Here's the thing about that: even on DX9 things look great. Even on my lonely little 9800gtx+, things move very smoothly with the settings jacked.


Visuals aside, it could look like shit and it is still a fun game with a good amount of content. Just enough jumps and wrecks for the, "i'm so tired of turning," crowd. A rewind option for the "i restart every time i wreck," crowd. Enough vehicle options and tweaks for the "gear ratio really matters to me," crowd. And enough shirtless, british co-drivers named Jack for the "fahn_patrick," crowd.

The game mechanics are smooth and real, albeit nowhere near the "sim" part of the genre; Thus, small rocks and bushes are forgiving while different surfaces still affect feel and grab. Apparently, care was taken in ensuring driving different types of cars is actually a completely different experience. Rewards and achievements are gratifying enough to keep you playing. Menu is designed for console, but is designed well and works fine with a keyboard.

Bonus feature: A list of names so that driver speech is directed at you. These racing people will call you by your first name, unless you're nader. sorry nader.


I've put a good amount of time into the game this weekend and it's looking like I'm going to put in more. I will surely play a bunch more when i finally buy a DX11 card. The multiplayer works well, even if it does utilize the slow child of pc gaming, Games for Windows Live. Matchmaking is easy (one of the few positives of GFWL) and multiplayer races prove action-packed and unpredictable with cars flyin' all over the goddamn place.

If you have any interest in racing games at all, you will enjoy this.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Where is updates


My video game knife should work like this

(click pic for .gif)


Instead it works like this






Update:

In case you haven't heard already, the reason for the delay (for BFBC2 pc patch) is that the QA team in Romania was held back due to a transportation strike. The transportation union in Bucharest, Romania joined THIS STRIKE on June 1st. Bicycle technology has yet to make its way to the country. I have seen no official updates on the strike. Any news can be posted in the comments.

Hooray for jobs,
boo to big companies and the state,
fuck the man,
*blasts anti-flag*

Monday, January 11, 2010

Zeno Clash Review



Hello friends.

Today we will be talking about the fabulous game called Zeno Clash made by ACE Team. It is a source mod set in a whimsical and fantastic world inhabited by all sorts of strange creatures and people. The environments, characters, and visuals are diverse and extremely impressive. This game is beautiful. You will have several "Oh shit!" *points at screen* moments.



There is an old PC adventure game called The Neverhood. I felt like some of the environments were reminiscent of that. The level design is very well thought out, but can be linear at times. It doesn't detract though. The characters are imaginative and all have unique personalities. The voice acting is good, though I did not care for the main character's voice. The dialogue can be lame at times, but there is also humor. The curse word in this world is "kak." It's funny when they say it. The sound effects and music are superb and help set the tone and heighten the drama. I want to kiss this game on the mouth because it is so pretty.



You start the game by learning how to kick chickens. You are then thrown directly into a fight and the action begins. Before I get to that, I'd like to comment that the story is pretty damn good. I'll let you play the game rather then tell you the story. It is told through a series of long flashbacks. That's neat. Anyway, back to the kicking and punching. The main method of combat in this game is hand to hand combat. The game will teach you as you go. I feel like people would either love it or hate it. I had no issue with the system, but some may find it clunky. It's fun to use different combos and vary the strength of your punches. Additionally there are weapons like bone-swords, skull grenades, and fish-pistols. The design on these is great. Some of the fights get tough towards the end and it makes it really challenging and fun.



Additionally there is a challenge mode where you are timed and have to fight on several stories to the top of a tower . There are five different difficulties I believe. You can compare your times with your steam friends. This game has Sandpeople. It took me about five hours to play through. I did it in one sitting since it was so fun. Right now it is $15 on Steam. I purchased it on sale for about 5 dollars, so I suggest you wait for a sale unless you have the extra money. It is worth it. Highly recommended.

Zeno Clash

More Screenshots
Bad Man
Donkey Guys
Sword
The Bar
Father-Mother
Creepiest fucking thing in a video game ever

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Dargorn Arge: Gorglegins #1


This is why you need this game.