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Angry Tacos abound.

We must remedy this situation by all of us taking off our shirts at the same exact moment and playing computer games with the utmost enthusiasm.

"sex is becoming less appealing by the second"

Privates is a free to play action shooter that is all about dicks, vaginas, STIs, asses, cum and all the wonderful things that permeate our daily conversations in the taco ventrilo server. It was released today, and all it takes is a quick download and you're off to the races.

You are the leader of Fail Company. A rag tag group of condom hat wearing... things, that are on a mission to prove your competence by successfully driving HPV out of mount vagina, which is a disgusting mess, chock full of spunk. After you successfully prove your squad, you become the go-to group for removing all things unthinkable from the genitalia and innards of random human pigs.

Features idiot proof, button-mashing, sperm-destroying action. Quite creative and surprisingly well done voice acting. On par animation and a good art direction. What more could you ask for in something completely free?

STI destroying and accidental health class lessons available right here at this link to e4.com:

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GIANTS

Naaaaaaaagggggghhhhh

I've been making this noise all day.
Show me your ass.



I picked the Valve parody of the video because you're all nerds.

PORTAL 2 GAMEPLAY VIDEOS

AMAZING. I suggest watching all three videos in HD. I cannot wait.