Heeelp

My mom's speakers were working on Wednesday night all fine and dandy.
On Thursday I plugged my tower into all her bullshit to use my computer, except I am retarded and couldn't get the internet to work on mine. Probably some bullshit with static IPs.

[Insert a hilarious stock photo of some idiot trying to use a computer]

And now sound is not working at all on her computer.
I've tried her speakers, my speakers, and my headphones.

Please help me Tacofaces.

The Real Reason Why

Fahn Patrick doesn't like dragons and elves.

The Patricks seven years before Fahn was born.

Hey! Is this a penis or a vagina?

NSFW (Obviously)

I don't see any balls, soo...

True Tales from Snowy's Life

Zeke and I decided to go to a LAN.
I accidentally dropped Zekey bebe's bag down a set of stairs.

His monitor happened to be in the bag.

Now I need to buy him a new one.
Now there will be no new Snowy computer for even longer. :(


Also,
It is snowing and when I was at Walmart I saw two (2) people wearing shorts.
Fuck Mr. Fifty-eight-degrees-is-cold.

JESUS CHRIST LOVE

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(¯`·._.·§ka_Man·._.·´¯) - Part 2

The very ditsy "Lauren Williams" with two kids asked Ska Man to send some pictures of himself to her.

He gladly agreed.

Don't we all love a man who can make fun of himself?

I mean, because if you don't make fun of your shitty Burger King job, who will?
Certainly not people on the internet.

P.S. Sublime is terrible.

I fail at backstabs

I seriously fail at being a spy. I was cloaked, with my knife in hand and I came up behind a heavy. My hand goes up in the backstab pose, and click my mouse button. Nothing. Just sits there. I'm never being a spy again.

Ethics of Testosteroni Time

I go to school here, at scripps college. It is a prestigious journalism school.

Some times, I take classes there. To learn things. This year I took one class. It was called media ethics. This is my classroom.

In this class we learn about things that are ethical. Sometimes my professor shows us things that are not ethical. It is so we can work in the mediums. It is for super smart seniors like me.

These are ethics. We have ethics out of the ass.

Today in class, there was a girl who sits with her fiance. She must read. Apparently today she read something that she did not like. Without prompt, she decided to tell to the class how unhappy she was with the articles ethics. Or its unethics rather.

She was squawking like a bird does.


She did not know the femail journalist who wrote the article was sitting right behind her until everyone laughed at her.

She explained she was just doing news, like this:



The first girl, squawky mouth, was embarassed. She tried to hide this by talking and talking more.

The journalists grew tired of her.

One journalist was brave and stood up for the rest of the journalists.

He told bird face to be quiet and write a letter. He said stop picking on journalists

This is him.

Crow mouth's fiance was not happy about this. He is kind of brown like galactus, only I don't think this guy has blown anything up lately, so they let him stay in the country.


He was so cool and tough that he probably has tribal armbands.


In retrospekt, he was so cool and tough that he probably wasn't brown like galactus. He probably has a tanning bed. All republicans have tanning beds.


He told the brave journalist to shut up. Then the brave journalist said he wasn't talking to him. Then the flying animals fiance said he should watch his mouth. Then the brave journalist said "I'm right here, buddy."

Things got ugly really fast.


Geez guys, in a class for studying ethics, these guys don't know the ethicals.


Why can't smart college kids just all get along?