Pretty much how I feel all the time.

Heh.

By: cobra_commanDER on 8/7/2009 1:14:13 PM

liberate tuteme ex yonfeces

I missed another good one.

By: rob_mcfeters on 3/3/2009 5:29:52 PM

I used to smoke while I would take a shit. Yea, it was awesome. I would feel a shit coming, so I would hurry, grab the vodka...make a cosmo...grab my pack of Virginia Slims and just party on the toilet.




Off to other matters: OUR LIST OF LABELS JUST KEEPS GROWING AND GROWING WITH EACH POST. COME ON PEOPLE, LET'S RECYCLE SOME. I'M DOING MY PART AND I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE! :|


ONE MORE THING: THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.

THIS FEELS GREAT

A startling life event.

I am home alone.
I was in the kitchen chopping an onion.
Mid chop I exclaimed rather loudly, "got to sit on toilet."
I then went upstairs and completed the defecation ritual.
This happened.

Days like these.

Sometimes I just lay on my bathroom floor and cry.