I'm playing Mass Effect

I'm years late to the game but here's what I think about this game because fuck you:

-Ashley is a racist bitch
-Garrus is fucking weak
-Ambassador Udina probably has a small dick
-I really need to quick save more often
-Some of the dialogue choices are very misleading
-I hate elevators
-Noveria really sucks
-I wish my squad would be more proactive and intuitive when our lives are at stake

I did one play through and ended up getting Wrex killed by Ashley so then I left her to die because I didn't get her to put out by then; at the end I had the Alliance fleet ignore the Ascension and totally fuck up Sovereign.

Now on my second play through I'm doing the opposite with a Vanguard class (first play through was with a soldier class).

Hooray.

Let Me Show You My Game Face

As well as my sweet Mann Co. shirt.

I will rock your socks off now.

Also, a small men's shirt is like a dress on me. :(

multiple topics

1. I'm on my third play-through of Mass Effect 2. That's how much I like it. I want Mass Effect 3 by tomorrow. That's how impatient I am.
2. I should have all necessary parts for my future machine upgrades, by the end of the week. I will try and take pictures and make a pictorial of my adventures.
3. After a few weeks of playing, I'm pretty disappointed and underwhelmed with Global Agenda.
4. The new DLC that is coming out for Borderlands looks sweet. I haven't played that game in a while now and I'll probably love it all over again, when I do get back to it.
5. I wish I could game forever.
   

Christian Renfrew Has a Breakdown

Jake

The most elite of gamers, they call him "JAKE".

Borgeau and I were graced with his presence only just days ago. It was the experience of a lifetime and a schooling in the ways of gaming and smack talk. Jake is only five years old and he's already railed more pussy than you could ever dream of. At age three, he crossed the Rio Grande and made his way to America. He left behind only two dead border patrol officers and his cowering family (a wife and newborn son) whom he had reportedly told to "shut up" in such a jarring tone that they were both left deaf and blind.

He remains a mystery to this day. I am currently investigating several usernames after trying to add him to my own friends list to see if he isn't using some sort of alias. A man like him must lay low, after all. He gets a lot of heat for being the best at everything ever.

Needless to say, that night was the best night of my life.

I'm going to contact him, once found, I'm going to see if we can't make this elite gamer part of the most elite gaming clan in existence,


DKG