This guy

He puked at mach 2...

I graduated from this place.

Maybe someday we could get together and practice my newly acquired "smart talk".

I bought Ghostbusters the video game.

Meh/10

I would not buy this game unless you are a huge fan of the ghostbusters like me (I wear my proton pack to interviews). It falls prey to the same shitty mistakes made in most movie to video game situations. Only this time, the original actors were out-of-work enough to actually do the voices of the characters.


I am in Pittsburgh. That is all.

a day in the life of fahn_patrick

Today, I woke up to hear my little sister screaming her head off. I guess she was super-excited, because it was Friday and she was having a sleep-over that night. Super-glad that I wasn't going to be around.

I went downstairs and my sister was riding the damn cat. Took me like seven minutes to explain that she isn't supposed to be sitting on the household pets. Went into the kitchen and helped dad make everyone breakfast. Ate, cleaned up and then got ready for class. My first class on Fridays was at 11am (haha lol I like to sleep in :P)
Picked up my boy Chad (we're in the same frat) on the way to class. He had Bowling (PE213) at the same time I had Math 111 (hope I pass this quarter haha lol). We stopped at the 7/11 to grab some fucking Red Bulls.

When we walked out of the store this wannabe gangsta kid started talkin' shit (fuckin dumass).
I told him that he better back the fuck up or I would mash him. He quickly realized the smart move was to run away at warp-2.

I found out that my girl was having a party that night, so after my shift at Spencer's Gifts I cruised over there. Sniffed some Tylenol and pounded 400 Coors Lights.

My Girl (red skirt) and her friends.

After the party I pretty much blacked out. I was told that I got in a fight with an entire city and kicked all the ass.

Dear Christian Renfew

YOU CAN BREATHE EASY, FRIEND...




Dear students,

I'm writing today to make you aware of an Ohio Department of Health Alert that was distributed
Sunday afternoon regarding recent outbreaks of swine flu. Please take a moment to review a
summary of this alert at http://www.ohio.edu/outlook/08-09/April/546.cfm .

As an added precaution, we have asked the housekeeping staff to be extra diligent in their
cleaning of our residential facilities to help minimize the risk of infection. If you live
off-campus, I would encourage you to do the same in your apartment or house.

Additional information is available on the Ohio Department of Health and Centers for Disease
Control and Prevention Web sites at http://www.odh.ohio.gov and http://www.cdc.gov/swineflu/ .

If you have a concern about exposure or have symptoms described in the aforementioned
resources, you should see a medical provider immediately. For information on Student Health
Service (SHS) hours, visit http://www.ohio.edu/hudson/shs/. If you experience symptoms outside
of SHS hours, you should visit O'Bleness Memorial Hospital Emergency Room.

Sincerely,
Ryan Lombardi
Dean of Students