Showing posts with label supple buttcheeks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label supple buttcheeks. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
A Valentines Gift to my Own Ass
Today I wanted to prove how much I care for my supple buttcheeks by giving them a gift that keeps on giving...
It comes with a support stem made of a glass bong, for optimum-wayste during long gaming sessions, leather ass support so fecal stains wipe off clean, anti-jizz stain coating (to protect against Mass Effect franchise release dates), Asian assistant with a 60-day supply of freeze dried meatloaf, memory foam nutsack pad to conform to even us "lefties", and an adjustable lumbar support.
A Supergreat Executive Computer chair.
It comes with a support stem made of a glass bong, for optimum-wayste during long gaming sessions, leather ass support so fecal stains wipe off clean, anti-jizz stain coating (to protect against Mass Effect franchise release dates), Asian assistant with a 60-day supply of freeze dried meatloaf, memory foam nutsack pad to conform to even us "lefties", and an adjustable lumbar support.
Eat your heart out Kyle Phillips
This is my last chair. It was a hand me down from college buddies.
It will be on the market at craiglist under "seen a whole lot of ass".
This is my last chair. It was a hand me down from college buddies.
It will be on the market at craiglist under "seen a whole lot of ass".
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