this just in from an angry Facebook wallpost today:
"the best way to browse the internet"
with no flash support...
yeah, spend your money on this, it's a great idea. ... See More
not only does it have no practical application except, "feel my Mac-Status", what comfortable position are you to use this thing in? Oh wait, that will come in a stand sold separately by apple for $50. Sure, you can use all those old apps you bought on your new Ipad, if you enjoy them looking more like a lint roller that went down on a poodle. $130 more dollars if you want AT&T 3G support maybe with an extra data-handling fee, well known for it's quality and availability of connectivity. It has a wonderful, updated OS with, read it: NO MULTITASKING. It's a great ereader though, if you want to buy something that weighs more and is generally bulkier than anything on the market with the worst screen available. No camera, but who wanted to see your ugly ass posted from your Ipad anyway. That keyboard, great design, it will grant you carpal tunnel much faster and is so responsive and much more practical than a real keyboard. it's CPU "...has the same clock speed as the Apollo Guidance Computer from the late 1960's" which doesn't really matter considering you can only run one application at once. As a portable computer it's equally priced, but far less capable than other laptops. It might be nice to bring to the toilet for a good, long ritual, but it just seems to lack the crotch warming that my laptop gives.
I feel like I missed something...
Well no, i was wrong. It IS capable of multi-tasking: you can smash it on the ground and use the shards to slit your wrists.
"the best way to browse the internet"
with no flash support...
yeah, spend your money on this, it's a great idea. ... See More
not only does it have no practical application except, "feel my Mac-Status", what comfortable position are you to use this thing in? Oh wait, that will come in a stand sold separately by apple for $50. Sure, you can use all those old apps you bought on your new Ipad, if you enjoy them looking more like a lint roller that went down on a poodle. $130 more dollars if you want AT&T 3G support maybe with an extra data-handling fee, well known for it's quality and availability of connectivity. It has a wonderful, updated OS with, read it: NO MULTITASKING. It's a great ereader though, if you want to buy something that weighs more and is generally bulkier than anything on the market with the worst screen available. No camera, but who wanted to see your ugly ass posted from your Ipad anyway. That keyboard, great design, it will grant you carpal tunnel much faster and is so responsive and much more practical than a real keyboard. it's CPU "...has the same clock speed as the Apollo Guidance Computer from the late 1960's" which doesn't really matter considering you can only run one application at once. As a portable computer it's equally priced, but far less capable than other laptops. It might be nice to bring to the toilet for a good, long ritual, but it just seems to lack the crotch warming that my laptop gives.
I feel like I missed something...
Well no, i was wrong. It IS capable of multi-tasking: you can smash it on the ground and use the shards to slit your wrists.
