Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Tonight i'm going to San Francisco

Hopefully I run into the Olsen twins and tell them that they need to go to church with Kyle Phillips because their life is truly lacking. I will look for them in their childhood home.



Then I'm going to go to the Castro District and get my dry dick humping on with a bunch of manly men.



After that, I'll meet back up with my friends that I ditched and see Torche


Also Kylesa and then I'm leaving before High on Fuck plays because, well, I don't care. Also I'll probably be really deaf because it's going to be loud as fuck.

7 comments:

  1. You'd have more fun if you stayed home and played computer games.

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  2. I wish men touched me like that. Why the fuck do I have to be a woman?

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  3. The show was really great. I've noticed that weird metal heads are suddenly getting more attractive girlfriends, this gives me hope and also infuriates Rob.

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  4. in no time we'll be back to spandex pants, big hair and massive pubic wigs in porn, right asshole?

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  5. Well, society on a whole sucks because apparently having a hairy chest isn't "sexy".

    What do women know?

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  6. Hairy chests drive me wild. :o


    It sucks because Wes is as hairless as a ten year old Asian prostitute.

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