The most elite of gamers, they call him "JAKE".
Borgeau and I were graced with his presence only just days ago. It was the experience of a lifetime and a schooling in the ways of gaming and smack talk. Jake is only five years old and he's already railed more pussy than you could ever dream of. At age three, he crossed the Rio Grande and made his way to America. He left behind only two dead border patrol officers and his cowering family (a wife and newborn son) whom he had reportedly told to "shut up" in such a jarring tone that they were both left deaf and blind.
He remains a mystery to this day. I am currently investigating several usernames after trying to add him to my own friends list to see if he isn't using some sort of alias. A man like him must lay low, after all. He gets a lot of heat for being the best at everything ever.
Needless to say, that night was the best night of my life.
I'm going to contact him, once found, I'm going to see if we can't make this elite gamer part of the most elite gaming clan in existence,
DKG
Borgeau and I were graced with his presence only just days ago. It was the experience of a lifetime and a schooling in the ways of gaming and smack talk. Jake is only five years old and he's already railed more pussy than you could ever dream of. At age three, he crossed the Rio Grande and made his way to America. He left behind only two dead border patrol officers and his cowering family (a wife and newborn son) whom he had reportedly told to "shut up" in such a jarring tone that they were both left deaf and blind.
He remains a mystery to this day. I am currently investigating several usernames after trying to add him to my own friends list to see if he isn't using some sort of alias. A man like him must lay low, after all. He gets a lot of heat for being the best at everything ever.
Needless to say, that night was the best night of my life.
I'm going to contact him, once found, I'm going to see if we can't make this elite gamer part of the most elite gaming clan in existence,
DKG
truly a legend
ReplyDeleteLot's of internet talk about L4D2 lately. I am excited.
ReplyDeleteWell I read somewhere that they made it official that they will integrate the first game. I am satisfied.
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