Lychees and Other Things.

My brother and I recently discovered lychees. On a trip to Miami there was a man selling them on the side of the road and we bought three pounds. They were gone in two days. The following weekend we bought twenty-six pounds of them from a local farmer because we are addicted to them. They are really exotic and taste wonderful. I have read all the information ever on the internet about lychees and I am now an expert. When my father landscapes his new house he is going to put lychee trees in. Great excitement.



In other news I started working a 40 hour a week job in a corporate environment. Besides having to do retarded bullshit work, I have to wake up at 7 am and dress like a professional asshole. It's upsetting. I'm too tired to stay up and play video games at night. Maybe this weekend. This poor clip art man reflects how I feel about the situation.



Green Tea is really great. I've done a lot of reading on it. Consuming polyphenols like catechins is good for you. Interesting. This is my tea of choice. I drink it at room temperature.



I got really drunk on Friday night and then had a bad hangover on Saturday. I went to a beer tasting at Whole Foods, then did sake bombs in a Japanese restaurant, and then drank more beer.



This is the Sandhill_Crane_Mobile_Attack_Unit_Bravo_1. This just happened 5 minutes ago. They won't let my brother leave the house. They stare you down with a ridiculous anger in their eyes. I have to leave now and they are waiting. Fear.





It's an exciting life I lead.