IAAT profile: Nader aka Galactus

1. How old were you when you took your first dump?
I was about 13. My friend made a joke about taking a shit, and I had no idea what that meant. I later found out that POOP came out of there. How crazy is that? Up until that point, I've been using that place to hold a roll of quarters so I always had change for the bus.

2. Have you accidentally the whole thing?

The real question is "who hasn't accidentally the whole thing?"

3. OWNED!
HAHA! :|

4. What was the first game that made you ragequit and what happened to make you act like a big fucking baby?

Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. Out of 23 playable characters to choose from, my cousin picks Scorpion. Any fucking noob can constantly shoot the spear and uppercut someone to gain a victory.

5. What are your thoughts on shirtless men hugging?

Can I participate?

6. Would you ever show your ass to your own ass? Why?

The thought never occurred. I was always too busy showing my ass to Daniel's ass.

7. If you were Gordon Freeman for one day, what would you do?

The obvious answer would be having sex with Alyx Vance. Honestly, I would sprint the whole day. How fucking cool is it to be able to run THAT fast.

8. How extreme are you?

9. Do you agree that the Engineer is a credit to the team?
Pretty much the only class I play (when I do play). Not only does he support the team with wonderful gadgets such as health/ammo dispensers and sentry guns, but the teleporters are very convenient and useful because you don't have to waste the whole game away running across the map.

10. Tell the story about the first time you kissed a man:
His name was Juan. There was a certain musky aroma that emanated from his silky copper skin that lured me in. In retrospect, I think it was the assless leather chaps that drove me nuts.