IAAT profile: Sunnyvaletrash aka Shane Morris

1. How old were you when you took your first dump?
Still waiting on that one.

2. Have you accidentally the whole thing?
Many, many times.

3. OWNED!
Haha

4. What was the first game that made you ragequit and what happened to make you act like a big fucking baby?
I'm gonna guess Punch-Out, and it was most likely that faggot King Hippo.

5. What are your thoughts on shirtless men hugging?
Not enough of it in my life. Perhaps the IAAT crew should get together and fix this.

6. Would you ever show your ass to your own ass? Why?
I wouldn't. I don't want my ass to become self-aware.

7. If you were Gordon Freeman for one day, what would you do?
I'd find a way to have sex with Alyx that incorporates the gravity gun.

8. How extreme are you?
I'm so extreme that you can expect to see a licensed energy drink soon.

9. Do you agree that the Engineer is a credit to the team?
Yes.

10. Tell the story about the first time you kissed a man:
Once again, we may have to get the IAAT crew together to make this happen.