Deus Ex comic

Medical School.

This is what happens when you get shot. You come in, get your chest ripped open, bleed everywhere, and then die. Lesson: Don't get shot, you'll get blood on my shoes.

I'm playing Mass Effect

I'm years late to the game but here's what I think about this game because fuck you:

-Ashley is a racist bitch
-Garrus is fucking weak
-Ambassador Udina probably has a small dick
-I really need to quick save more often
-Some of the dialogue choices are very misleading
-I hate elevators
-Noveria really sucks
-I wish my squad would be more proactive and intuitive when our lives are at stake

I did one play through and ended up getting Wrex killed by Ashley so then I left her to die because I didn't get her to put out by then; at the end I had the Alliance fleet ignore the Ascension and totally fuck up Sovereign.

Now on my second play through I'm doing the opposite with a Vanguard class (first play through was with a soldier class).

Hooray.

If these were my friends

I would be dancing all day long.

Seattle Taco

at 12:20pm, I board a plane for Seattle and I'm all like,

Sadness

Sadness is defined as having your first weekend off in longer than you can remember, sitting down to finally play some computer games, and turning on your PC only to find out the hard drive has crapped out.

PAX

I received my PAX badge in the mail yesterday. I am exited.

this looks pretty good

my new steam friend

Redneck.baby [HUN]: hi
Redneck.baby [HUN]: ru here ?
Redneck.baby [HUN]: pls respond
Redneck.baby [HUN]: im intrested in your demo unusal
Redneck.baby [HUN]: can pay 5 buds for it
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: what in the fuck is a bud?
Redneck.baby [HUN]: earbud
Redneck.baby [HUN]: or other unusal hat
Redneck.baby [HUN]: u can buy unusals for earbud...
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: you have an unusual pants
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: remove thy pants
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: reveal jorts
Redneck.baby [HUN]: O
Redneck.baby [HUN]: um
Redneck.baby [HUN]: so not trading it
Redneck.baby [HUN]: 5 buds= 100$
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: fake things do not equal real things
Redneck.baby [HUN]: http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561198000080292
Redneck.baby [HUN]: its my backpack ,choose wut u need
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: choose my ass and then your own
Redneck.baby [HUN]: omg
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: my god
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: you've completely wasted your time
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: my god
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: you've completely wasted your life
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: did you friend me for an item?
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: GET FUCKED, GET FUCKED, GET FUCKED
Redneck.baby [HUN]: no
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: you know what i would do for an earbud?
Redneck.baby [HUN]: yeah....
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: i would do nothing
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: because i have sex with women because i am a a man
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: i have an open line of credit and a mortgage
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: i am a man
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: hey, you looking for a trade?
Redneck.baby [HUN]: not any mor
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: trade your ass with your own ass and then your own
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: will you pay me $100 for a picture of my penis
Redneck.baby [HUN]: you know what just get fuck off
Redneck.baby [HUN]: ok
Redneck.baby [HUN]: dont wanted this
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: wait
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: my pebis needs to be heard
Redneck.baby [HUN] is now Offline.
Redneck.baby [HUN] is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Redneck.baby [HUN] is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Redneck.baby [HUN] is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Redneck.baby [HUN] is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Redneck.baby [HUN] is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Redneck.baby [HUN] is currently offline, message cannot be sent.

What a clever bird.

BF3 Alpha

I played a couple hours in the BF3 Alpha this evening. The whole loading thing is a goddamn headache. You have to have Origin, then you download it like normal, but when you launch it opens your web browser and it serves off that. Meaning...that launches your .exe. Kind of pain...but I get it...an extra layer of authenticity.

Gameplay fucking rules and is so smooth. The hud will take a little getting used to. There are some issues w/ nVidia stuff...but I found out just waiting past error messages gets you through.



I DID get stuck on a blade of grass though...and fucking died.
Also...the defibs are confusing me at the moment.

do you like ham?

would you like to hear some death metal?

Porkfarm - Blood Harvest

fucked from birth

Would you like to have an angry sound?

Fucked From Birth

do you like fast sounds?

Do you like Phobia? I do.

unrelenting







party w/ gadget