Seattle Taco

at 12:20pm, I board a plane for Seattle and I'm all like,

Sadness

Sadness is defined as having your first weekend off in longer than you can remember, sitting down to finally play some computer games, and turning on your PC only to find out the hard drive has crapped out.

PAX

I received my PAX badge in the mail yesterday. I am exited.

this looks pretty good

my new steam friend

Redneck.baby [HUN]: hi
Redneck.baby [HUN]: ru here ?
Redneck.baby [HUN]: pls respond
Redneck.baby [HUN]: im intrested in your demo unusal
Redneck.baby [HUN]: can pay 5 buds for it
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: what in the fuck is a bud?
Redneck.baby [HUN]: earbud
Redneck.baby [HUN]: or other unusal hat
Redneck.baby [HUN]: u can buy unusals for earbud...
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: you have an unusual pants
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: remove thy pants
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: reveal jorts
Redneck.baby [HUN]: O
Redneck.baby [HUN]: um
Redneck.baby [HUN]: so not trading it
Redneck.baby [HUN]: 5 buds= 100$
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: fake things do not equal real things
Redneck.baby [HUN]: http://www.tf2items.com/profiles/76561198000080292
Redneck.baby [HUN]: its my backpack ,choose wut u need
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: choose my ass and then your own
Redneck.baby [HUN]: omg
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: my god
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: you've completely wasted your time
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: my god
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: you've completely wasted your life
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: did you friend me for an item?
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: GET FUCKED, GET FUCKED, GET FUCKED
Redneck.baby [HUN]: no
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: you know what i would do for an earbud?
Redneck.baby [HUN]: yeah....
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: i would do nothing
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: because i have sex with women because i am a a man
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: i have an open line of credit and a mortgage
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: i am a man
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: hey, you looking for a trade?
Redneck.baby [HUN]: not any mor
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: trade your ass with your own ass and then your own
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: will you pay me $100 for a picture of my penis
Redneck.baby [HUN]: you know what just get fuck off
Redneck.baby [HUN]: ok
Redneck.baby [HUN]: dont wanted this
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: wait
Sarah_Jessica_Parkour: my pebis needs to be heard
Redneck.baby [HUN] is now Offline.
Redneck.baby [HUN] is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Redneck.baby [HUN] is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Redneck.baby [HUN] is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Redneck.baby [HUN] is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Redneck.baby [HUN] is currently offline, message cannot be sent.
Redneck.baby [HUN] is currently offline, message cannot be sent.

What a clever bird.

BF3 Alpha

I played a couple hours in the BF3 Alpha this evening. The whole loading thing is a goddamn headache. You have to have Origin, then you download it like normal, but when you launch it opens your web browser and it serves off that. Meaning...that launches your .exe. Kind of pain...but I get it...an extra layer of authenticity.

Gameplay fucking rules and is so smooth. The hud will take a little getting used to. There are some issues w/ nVidia stuff...but I found out just waiting past error messages gets you through.



I DID get stuck on a blade of grass though...and fucking died.
Also...the defibs are confusing me at the moment.

do you like ham?

would you like to hear some death metal?

Porkfarm - Blood Harvest

fucked from birth

Would you like to have an angry sound?

Fucked From Birth

do you like fast sounds?

Do you like Phobia? I do.

unrelenting







party w/ gadget

did you see this?

did you see this?

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/07/11/no-steam-release-for-battlefield-3/

Toilet Paper.

Find solace in this.

Buckfutts 2: Semantic Flingapoo

Butt ass Bombs Bongs

Feel the Fun

Let it fling from your bum

The brown basket refuses to tolerate your insolence any longer


Sean P 1:31 pm
"EVERYONE BACK UP"
"THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS COCKED AND READY TO DROP"

Alec S 1:32 pm
*flexes butt*

Sean P 1:32 pm
"WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BASKET HOLD THIS BAD BOY TILL WE GET IT TO THE DESIGNATED DOOKIE DROP ZONE"

Alec S 1:33 pm
"THE DZ IS HOT, YOU ARE NOT CLEARED FOR LANDING"

Sean P 1:34 pm
"I DON'T CARE IF WE'RE FACING A HANDFUL OF CIVILIAN CASUALTIES, IF I DON'T MOVE THIS MOTHERLOAD NOW WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE GOD TO ANSWER TO"