fahn_patrick and I were discussing setting up a PayPal to get Galactus/Nader a new microphone. If we each PayPal'd him $1.50, then he could get one.
Ellen McLain is an opera singer and voice actress from Nashville, Tennessee, USA. McLain provides voices for many characters in several video games from Valve. Among them are GLaDOS, the artificial intelligence antagonist in Portal (for which she won an AIAS Interactive Achievement Award for Outstanding Achievement in Character Performance), the announcer in Team Fortress 2, and the voice of the Combine overwatch for the Half-Life 2 series. She is the only person to have her voice in all the games in The Orange Box.
McLain also sang the ending credits song to Portal, titled "Still Alive", written by Jonathan Coulton.
Monday, June 8, 2009
I missed another good one.
By: rob_mcfeters on 3/3/2009 5:29:52 PM
I used to smoke while I would take a shit. Yea, it was awesome. I would feel a shit coming, so I would hurry, grab the vodka...make a cosmo...grab my pack of Virginia Slims and just party on the toilet.
Off to other matters: OUR LIST OF LABELS JUST KEEPS GROWING AND GROWING WITH EACH POST. COME ON PEOPLE, LET'S RECYCLE SOME. I'M DOING MY PART AND I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE! :|
ONE MORE THING: THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.
I used to smoke while I would take a shit. Yea, it was awesome. I would feel a shit coming, so I would hurry, grab the vodka...make a cosmo...grab my pack of Virginia Slims and just party on the toilet.
Off to other matters: OUR LIST OF LABELS JUST KEEPS GROWING AND GROWING WITH EACH POST. COME ON PEOPLE, LET'S RECYCLE SOME. I'M DOING MY PART AND I CAN'T DO THIS ALONE! :|
ONE MORE THING: THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME.
Lychees and Other Things.
My brother and I recently discovered lychees. On a trip to Miami there was a man selling them on the side of the road and we bought three pounds. They were gone in two days. The following weekend we bought twenty-six pounds of them from a local farmer because we are addicted to them. They are really exotic and taste wonderful. I have read all the information ever on the internet about lychees and I am now an expert. When my father landscapes his new house he is going to put lychee trees in. Great excitement.
In other news I started working a 40 hour a week job in a corporate environment. Besides having to do retarded bullshit work, I have to wake up at 7 am and dress like a professional asshole. It's upsetting. I'm too tired to stay up and play video games at night. Maybe this weekend. This poor clip art man reflects how I feel about the situation.
Green Tea is really great. I've done a lot of reading on it. Consuming polyphenols like catechins is good for you. Interesting. This is my tea of choice. I drink it at room temperature.
I got really drunk on Friday night and then had a bad hangover on Saturday. I went to a beer tasting at Whole Foods, then did sake bombs in a Japanese restaurant, and then drank more beer.
This is the Sandhill_Crane_Mobile_Attack_Unit_Bravo_1. This just happened 5 minutes ago. They won't let my brother leave the house. They stare you down with a ridiculous anger in their eyes. I have to leave now and they are waiting. Fear.
It's an exciting life I lead.
In other news I started working a 40 hour a week job in a corporate environment. Besides having to do retarded bullshit work, I have to wake up at 7 am and dress like a professional asshole. It's upsetting. I'm too tired to stay up and play video games at night. Maybe this weekend. This poor clip art man reflects how I feel about the situation.
Green Tea is really great. I've done a lot of reading on it. Consuming polyphenols like catechins is good for you. Interesting. This is my tea of choice. I drink it at room temperature.
I got really drunk on Friday night and then had a bad hangover on Saturday. I went to a beer tasting at Whole Foods, then did sake bombs in a Japanese restaurant, and then drank more beer.
This is the Sandhill_Crane_Mobile_Attack_Unit_Bravo_1. This just happened 5 minutes ago. They won't let my brother leave the house. They stare you down with a ridiculous anger in their eyes. I have to leave now and they are waiting. Fear.
It's an exciting life I lead.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
IAAT profile: Sunnyvaletrash aka Shane Morris
1. How old were you when you took your first dump?
Still waiting on that one.
2. Have you accidentally the whole thing?
Many, many times.
3. OWNED!
Haha
4. What was the first game that made you ragequit and what happened to make you act like a big fucking baby?
I'm gonna guess Punch-Out, and it was most likely that faggot King Hippo.
5. What are your thoughts on shirtless men hugging?
Not enough of it in my life. Perhaps the IAAT crew should get together and fix this.
6. Would you ever show your ass to your own ass? Why?
I wouldn't. I don't want my ass to become self-aware.
7. If you were Gordon Freeman for one day, what would you do?
I'd find a way to have sex with Alyx that incorporates the gravity gun.
8. How extreme are you?
I'm so extreme that you can expect to see a licensed energy drink soon.
9. Do you agree that the Engineer is a credit to the team?
Yes.
10. Tell the story about the first time you kissed a man:
Once again, we may have to get the IAAT crew together to make this happen.
Still waiting on that one.
2. Have you accidentally the whole thing?
Many, many times.
3. OWNED!
Haha
4. What was the first game that made you ragequit and what happened to make you act like a big fucking baby?
I'm gonna guess Punch-Out, and it was most likely that faggot King Hippo.
5. What are your thoughts on shirtless men hugging?
Not enough of it in my life. Perhaps the IAAT crew should get together and fix this.
6. Would you ever show your ass to your own ass? Why?
I wouldn't. I don't want my ass to become self-aware.
7. If you were Gordon Freeman for one day, what would you do?
I'd find a way to have sex with Alyx that incorporates the gravity gun.
8. How extreme are you?
I'm so extreme that you can expect to see a licensed energy drink soon.
9. Do you agree that the Engineer is a credit to the team?
Yes.
10. Tell the story about the first time you kissed a man:
Once again, we may have to get the IAAT crew together to make this happen.
Friday, June 5, 2009
IAAT profile: fahn_patrick
1. How old were you when you took your first dump?
The bronzed dook says “Sean: age three”. I was pretty sure that it’s physically impossible for a person to hold a bm for that long. I consulted Dr. Beardface anyway, and he said it’s probably the first one I took that was not in my own pants. He also mentioned that it was a bit unusual to have a bronzed statuette of your own feces, fucking racist.
2. Have you accidentally the whole thing?
I don’t even know where to the to the. But, I the thing apart, hard.
3. OWNED!
- Valve
4. What was the first game that made you ragequit and what happened to make you act like a big fucking baby?
I used to be way better at games. I think it was the Doom II mod pack that started my problems. I would serial link the hell out of anything. Duke Nukem 3D made things worse. My dad would kick my ass from across the desk and laugh into my face. It was then that the drinking and drug problem started.
I still go home and ragequit when he beats my ass in the first call of duty.
These days, fighting my addictions publicly on steam, sometimes I inhale so many pills that I fall asleep at the wheel. I usually try to ragekick first. This could be a form of projecting.
5. What are your thoughts on shirtless men hugging?
It’s like the time I turned on that TV show “naked science.” It is strange, and not what I expected.
6. Would you ever show your ass to your own ass? Why?
I could answer this question with an old adage. Did you ever hear the story of the ugly duckling? It didn’t even know it wasn’t a duckling because it’s mother was an otter. It is a well known fact that otters are like the albino jewish afro-ed Canadians opening baked good stores in America of the animal world. Not acceptable. The moral of the story being: Watch out for IEDs on the riverbank.
But I digress:
It is akin to my ass thinking that it’s a worn, shoddily upholstered lecture-hall desk cushion. How does one know itself if it cannot be shown by its own kind? Are we a product of the identity others project on us? Was my ass born to poop? Or was it SHOWN to poop? Is my ass really an ass?
I think I just figured out my grad school thesis…
7. If you were Gordon Freeman for one day, what would you do?
I’d go back to those beautiful, long gone days of studying to get my doctorate at MIT. I’d march right into work and in front of everyone, exclaim to Dr. Eli Vance that his is the only “Black Mesa” I’d ever need. I would love him like GLaDOS loves cake. Then we would ride that resonance cascade on top of each other right into Xen and explode our anomalous materials over everything. We’d float on the clouds above the border world and show the combine how to love the vortigaunts with our rigid, shirtless motions. G-man’s head would explode at the immorality of our actions and his loss of control. I would love Alyx like a daughter. I would also prevent Dr. Kleiner from acquiring a horrible case of headcrabs.
The gens of the people would swell to the size of Nihilanth himself.
All are satisfied.
8. How extreme are you?
Daily.
I haven’t had a solid movement in years.
9. Do you agree that the Engineer is a credit to the team?
The engineer is comic relief and not much else. Not only does he look like a member of village people, the last time I saw overalls was at the ’98 county fair.
Listen, I know he’s the engineer, and he’s here to solve problems. But, one problem I have trouble resolving is why he can’t ever put the teleporter in a useful spot. This one time, I went through a teleporter and I came all the back to the spawnpoint. I was so angry, I yelled at a puppy’s face.
He also says things that are dumb, like this. This other time, I was so laughing hard at something the engineer said, that I actually blew myself up with my own sticky bombs. Fuck this guy. I hate him.
10. Tell the story about the first time you kissed a man:
It was cold and dark. I’d never spent the night in a tent before. Deep in the recesses of my cold-weather mummy sleeping bag, I shivered at the whim of a fear that had taken over me. The harsh gusts of wind shook my tent to its poles. It was then I noticed that I couldn’t hear anyone else. The rustle of cheap nylon struck me like the unexpected droppings of a bird. I shook as a hand crept onto my cocooned body.
“Don’t worry, little boy. Scoutmaster Johnson knows how to take the fear away.”
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That is a lie. I’ve never kissed a guy. But sometimes, Nic and I kiss our monitors and pretend we’re kissing each other when no one else is in vent. Doing this is probably more homosexual than actually kissing another man.
The bronzed dook says “Sean: age three”. I was pretty sure that it’s physically impossible for a person to hold a bm for that long. I consulted Dr. Beardface anyway, and he said it’s probably the first one I took that was not in my own pants. He also mentioned that it was a bit unusual to have a bronzed statuette of your own feces, fucking racist.
2. Have you accidentally the whole thing?
I don’t even know where to the to the. But, I the thing apart, hard.
3. OWNED!
- Valve
4. What was the first game that made you ragequit and what happened to make you act like a big fucking baby?
I used to be way better at games. I think it was the Doom II mod pack that started my problems. I would serial link the hell out of anything. Duke Nukem 3D made things worse. My dad would kick my ass from across the desk and laugh into my face. It was then that the drinking and drug problem started.
I still go home and ragequit when he beats my ass in the first call of duty.
These days, fighting my addictions publicly on steam, sometimes I inhale so many pills that I fall asleep at the wheel. I usually try to ragekick first. This could be a form of projecting.
5. What are your thoughts on shirtless men hugging?
It’s like the time I turned on that TV show “naked science.” It is strange, and not what I expected.
6. Would you ever show your ass to your own ass? Why?
I could answer this question with an old adage. Did you ever hear the story of the ugly duckling? It didn’t even know it wasn’t a duckling because it’s mother was an otter. It is a well known fact that otters are like the albino jewish afro-ed Canadians opening baked good stores in America of the animal world. Not acceptable. The moral of the story being: Watch out for IEDs on the riverbank.
But I digress:
It is akin to my ass thinking that it’s a worn, shoddily upholstered lecture-hall desk cushion. How does one know itself if it cannot be shown by its own kind? Are we a product of the identity others project on us? Was my ass born to poop? Or was it SHOWN to poop? Is my ass really an ass?
I think I just figured out my grad school thesis…
7. If you were Gordon Freeman for one day, what would you do?
I’d go back to those beautiful, long gone days of studying to get my doctorate at MIT. I’d march right into work and in front of everyone, exclaim to Dr. Eli Vance that his is the only “Black Mesa” I’d ever need. I would love him like GLaDOS loves cake. Then we would ride that resonance cascade on top of each other right into Xen and explode our anomalous materials over everything. We’d float on the clouds above the border world and show the combine how to love the vortigaunts with our rigid, shirtless motions. G-man’s head would explode at the immorality of our actions and his loss of control. I would love Alyx like a daughter. I would also prevent Dr. Kleiner from acquiring a horrible case of headcrabs.
The gens of the people would swell to the size of Nihilanth himself.All are satisfied.
8. How extreme are you?
Daily.I haven’t had a solid movement in years.
9. Do you agree that the Engineer is a credit to the team?
The engineer is comic relief and not much else. Not only does he look like a member of village people, the last time I saw overalls was at the ’98 county fair.
Listen, I know he’s the engineer, and he’s here to solve problems. But, one problem I have trouble resolving is why he can’t ever put the teleporter in a useful spot. This one time, I went through a teleporter and I came all the back to the spawnpoint. I was so angry, I yelled at a puppy’s face.
He also says things that are dumb, like this. This other time, I was so laughing hard at something the engineer said, that I actually blew myself up with my own sticky bombs. Fuck this guy. I hate him.10. Tell the story about the first time you kissed a man:
It was cold and dark. I’d never spent the night in a tent before. Deep in the recesses of my cold-weather mummy sleeping bag, I shivered at the whim of a fear that had taken over me. The harsh gusts of wind shook my tent to its poles. It was then I noticed that I couldn’t hear anyone else. The rustle of cheap nylon struck me like the unexpected droppings of a bird. I shook as a hand crept onto my cocooned body.
“Don’t worry, little boy. Scoutmaster Johnson knows how to take the fear away.”
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That is a lie. I’ve never kissed a guy. But sometimes, Nic and I kiss our monitors and pretend we’re kissing each other when no one else is in vent. Doing this is probably more homosexual than actually kissing another man.
Thursday, June 4, 2009
IAAT profile: Nader aka Galactus
1. How old were you when you took your first dump?
I was about 13. My friend made a joke about taking a shit, and I had no idea what that meant. I later found out that POOP came out of there. How crazy is that? Up until that point, I've been using that place to hold a roll of quarters so I always had change for the bus.
2. Have you accidentally the whole thing?
3. OWNED!
HAHA! :|
4. What was the first game that made you ragequit and what happened to make you act like a big fucking baby?
5. What are your thoughts on shirtless men hugging?
6. Would you ever show your ass to your own ass? Why?
7. If you were Gordon Freeman for one day, what would you do?
8. How extreme are you?
9. Do you agree that the Engineer is a credit to the team?
Pretty much the only class I play (when I do play). Not only does he support the team with wonderful gadgets such as health/ammo dispensers and sentry guns, but the teleporters are very convenient and useful because you don't have to waste the whole game away running across the map.
10. Tell the story about the first time you kissed a man:
His name was Juan. There was a certain musky aroma that emanated from his silky copper skin that lured me in. In retrospect, I think it was the assless leather chaps that drove me nuts.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
IAAT profile series
In the coming weeks, we will be taking a closer look at our beloved tacos. Our producers are approving the questionnaire and will be sending them to the respective tacos' agents. Just make sure your son isn't sitting on your lap, while you read this.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
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