Privates is a free to play action shooter that is all about dicks, vaginas, STIs, asses, cum and all the wonderful things that permeate our daily conversations in the taco ventrilo server. It was released today, and all it takes is a quick download and you're off to the races.
You are the leader of Fail Company. A rag tag group of condom hat wearing... things, that are on a mission to prove your competence by successfully driving HPV out of mount vagina, which is a disgusting mess, chock full of spunk. After you successfully prove your squad, you become the go-to group for removing all things unthinkable from the genitalia and innards of random human pigs.
Features idiot proof, button-mashing, sperm-destroying action. Quite creative and surprisingly well done voice acting. On par animation and a good art direction. What more could you ask for in something completely free?
You are the leader of Fail Company. A rag tag group of condom hat wearing... things, that are on a mission to prove your competence by successfully driving HPV out of mount vagina, which is a disgusting mess, chock full of spunk. After you successfully prove your squad, you become the go-to group for removing all things unthinkable from the genitalia and innards of random human pigs.
Features idiot proof, button-mashing, sperm-destroying action. Quite creative and surprisingly well done voice acting. On par animation and a good art direction. What more could you ask for in something completely free?
I downloaded this last night! ZombieCow makes great stuff. If you haven't played them yet, check out Ben There Dan That and Time Gentlemen Please.
ReplyDeleteHilarious stuff.