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Two (2) times today when hungry struck, I decided to make a regular deli sandwich for lunch and only found wheat bread. The same thing happened except with this delicious turkey burger I had grilled up for dinner, there was only wheat buns available. What fucking house doesn't keep white bread? Wheat bread sucks. It's thin, tasteless and fucking brown. I'm brown, I don't need more brown things. I don't give a fuck if it's healthy for you.
Give me sesame or give me death.
Wheat bread rules you tasteless prick.
ReplyDeleteAlec, you're a dumb stupid idiot. Wheat bread is delicious.
ReplyDeleteRye bread is the best bread, you bland man-asses.
ReplyDeleteRye is the efrain of breads.
ReplyDeleteFUCK YEAH WHEAT BREAD. RYE BREAD IS GOOD TOO. I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT BREAD.
ReplyDeleteballs
ReplyDeleteONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH WHEAT
ReplyDeleteTWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH WHEAT
ReplyDeleteLET THE CARBS HIT THE FLOOR.
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