My life in pictures.

Alright, here's a ton of pictures from my phone that I decided to briefly explain anything about them. Most of them are straightforward, some have a good story. It's chronologically backwards and they all rule.


All my records in one shelf. It's really cramped and I need to sell some for spare cash anyway.
These are all my prints in tubes. I've only framed two prints and I have probably ten of them sitting in tubes. I need money or a friend who can frame all these for a hug.
The inside of my really disorganized computer with a new heat sink that makes playing computer games a lot better. Plus it lights up.
This is some radioactive isotope I had to handle over summer in my chemistry class because the rest of my group were a bunch of pussies and thought they would get cancer. We all know radioactive materials give you gnarly super powers, not cancer.
While playing Battlefield Bad Company 2 with Rob and Sean, I was telling them about how much fucking suck my system had. They told me to run some tests on the temperature of my CPU. Turns out I probably could have fried an egg in my computer. I built my machine back in 2007 and never really dusted it. Anyway, this picture is of a lame attempt at cooling down my CPU with a fan. I ended up going out to Fry's and buying a new heat sink which increased my pwning noob scum ability by literally 10,000%.
Angry cows that were on the other side of my backyard. The one staring right at me was pretty fucking mad.
Cursed is a great band. Some dude printed this shirt after their break up because the band had owed them money or something, so with permission he ended up printing a black on black shirt of the he-goat man. Shirt fits great, looks great, is great.
My Mammoth Grinder record collection. This particular day, I had the two bottom right records show up a day before, the top record had showed up. This band is really good and is probably my favorite current band that hasn't broken up. I have two other records of theres not pictured.
My new video card. I bought a nVidea GTX 260 which is the size of my forearm, on the left is my old video card. I can't even remember what it was but I gave it to my friend who has an issue with drinking in his house. He called me one day asking if I had a video card which I happened to have since I replaced it. I went over to his house and asked what happened to his computer and he explained to me that when he drinks at home, he never makes it to the bathroom. Usually, he pisses in his own closet but that morning he woke up to double check if he had done the deed but had a dry carpet. Amazed, he tried to turn on the computer (being the slow one he is, he didn't think why it wasn't turning on) so he went on with his day playing Xbox. It dawned on him, he had pissed on the back of his computer frying his video card and the monitor connection. After hearing this and literally inches from taking his old video card out, I stared at him and told him he was going to replace it himself and that I'm not touching his ginger-pissed-computer.
Nader sent me this picture and it's now my background on my phone. I cried from laughing so hard at this picture. It makes me really happy.
This is an April fools prank my friend Jake and I pulled on his now sister in law. It kind of backfired on us since it was a really nice day in SLO and you could basically see the ocean from the bed on top of the roof/porch wooden thing it's on. We also water cupped her room. She was pissed, then happy, then pissed. Women.
Pair of Vans slip ons that I had a friend draw the Cursed He-Goat guy. I really really like this band. It took me over a year to send it to the guy, have him draw on them and then return them. Between the time I bought the shoes and got them back, I kinda didn't want to wear white slip ons because they would look like clown shoes. Luckily, we have jeans for that sole (get it?) purpose.
I honestly don't remember how old this supercharged Toyota Previa van is, but my brother totaled it while driving his friends to school last winter. I once had to drive it to school and my friends fondly referred to it as "the space ship" because inside the dashboard was pretty fucking big and the shotgun passenger could use the dash as a desk if they didn't mind the risk of the airbag deploying and smashing their stupid face with whatever they put on it. We also put on racing masks the same day and after school drove around the school parking lot abducting people since the van had a sliding door. We did this to a guy we knew and half way through it we realized he was fighting back really hard and seemed like he was panicking, we totally forgot that earlier that year he was really mugged and this was probably giving him some flashbacks. He ended up getting a perfect score on the SATs and is at UCB I believe. Nice guy, bad run in.
This is my second home made pizza I made and it came out way more better than the first. Notice the legitimate pizza handling wooden thing and my skillful topping placement. Rule.
This is a Cursed - Live 7" that I took a picture of while it was playing, the effect came out pretty nice with a camera phone and I really like Cursed. I could probably sell this copy on ebay for like $15.
These are the leftovers of my first attempt of homemade pizza. It came out really well. I feel like the thing that makes or breaks pizza is the dough; honestly one of the best pizzas I've ever had.
This is my best friend Chris. He was drunk and ate whatever he was eating cold and with no utensils. He's in the Navy as an EOD tech. He's really weird and I'm sure we have the same DNA somehow.
This is the first broken record I've ever received. It came from Canada and looked like a truck ran over it. I was pissed but it still plays okay even though I don't listen to it ever.
This is Jack, Tinfins on LGMB, he's wearing a dress because he wore jorts to his Chemistry lab instead of pants while handling dangerous chemicals. What an idiot.
This is a picture of myself and my friend Blake being "those guys" at a party where everyone was outside. I also realized how fucking lame it is to give the camera the finger.