Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Eat The Poop: Neuroscience Edition

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA YES YES YE SEYES YES EAT THE NEURONS EATH THE NEURONS EATH THE NEURONS NEURONS EAT THE NEURONS EAT THE NEURONS SMASH THEM INTO YOUR HIPPOCAMPUS AND SMEAR THEM ON YOUR RETICULOSPINAL TRACT CHECK IT OUT THE OTHER DAY WHEN I WAS JAMMING WITH DAVE WITTE AND JACOB GLIACANNON IN OUR NEW BAND L-DOPO))))) THE WEBMASTER CAME AND OHHHH MAN EAT THE NEURONS OUR NEW BAND IS AWESOME WE PLAY SO LOW THAT IT MAKES YOU SUFFER A LATERAL SUBDURAL HEMATOMA IN YOUR PANTS AND THEN YOU EAT THE NEURONS AND BECOME IMMORTAL LIKE RAMON Y CAJAL AND BECOME ONE OF US AND DWELL IN THE PRESENCE OF THE DENDRITEY GOODNESS FOREVER AND EVER AND SO OUR NEIGHBOR THE WEBMASTER CAME OVER WAS ALL LIKE HEY GUYS YOU TOTALLY ROXORZ WILL YOU BE ON MY NEW FAILURE OF A RECORD LABEL DIMITRI HEARD THIS FROM THE OGHHHHHH HYES FUK EAT THE NEURONS YEYS YES YES EYSES EAT THE NEURONS NEURONS NEURONS OF CAMILLO GOLGI AND SMASH IT WITH YOUR PURKINJE FIBERS AND WASH IT DOWN WITH CSF AND EXCITOTOXIC GLUTAMATE DIMITRI HERAD THIS FROM THE OTHER ROOM AND WAS ALL LIKE YEAH THATS TOTALLY AWESOME I CAN BE THE FAGGOT PONTOMESENCEPHALOTEGMENTAL CHOLINERGIC COMPLEX COLLECTOR MERCH GUY FOR L-DOPO)))))) AND THE WEBMASTER WAS ALL LIKE YEAH TOTALLY AWESOME BUT I WAS ALL LIKE NO YOU FAGGOT HOMONCULUS GET YOUR FAGGOT VERMIS OF A RECORD LABEL OUT OF HERE SO JACOB GLIACANNON FIRED OLIGODENDROCYTE SHOTS AT THE WEBMASTER AND THEN WE DUCT TAPED DIMITRIS FACE TO A BLOWTORCH AND SHOVED FROZEN MAMMILARY BODIES IN HIS NOSE AND DAVE WITTE PRACTICED BLAST BEATS ON HIS TESTICLES OOHHHHH HAHAHAHA ESY YES YES YESY EYS EAT THE NEURONS EAT THE NEURONS EA TTHE NUERONS SMEAR IT IN YOUR NODES OF RANVIER AND GO BOBBING FOR CHOROID PLEXES IN THE JOYLET EAT IT WITH FALX CEREBRI AND WIPE YOUR ASS WITH TINFOIL

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