As soon as I woke up, I had the overwhelming urge to find a one-legged black man and beat the shit out of him. It's because I'm a hero. Seriously. I know you are impressed.So after I made the perpetrator regret his crime, I loaded up some Blink182 on the first generation iPod and headed to class.
Got a call on my way there, from my homeboy Sammy C. Proceed directly to casa de Sammy to pick him up (his car broke down, lol).
Sammy C was waiting for me, when I got to his house. For some reason he was tearing down the fence in his front yard. He bitch-slapped me when I asked him what he was doing. Then he hopped on the pegs of my bicycle and we headed to the campus. I dropped Sammy C off at the dorm for the exchange students. He said he needed to get some coffee from a Brazilian dude.
Professor made me mad az fuk!
We decided that we were going to take a weekend vacation to Dollywood. Super excited. Since my girl deserves only the best, I figured I needed to get my plane cleaned up.
Dudes at the car wash were pissed.
HAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteholy fucking lol at the pic for "meeting up with my girl"
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