a day in the life of fahn_patrick

Today, I woke up to hear my little sister screaming her head off. I guess she was super-excited, because it was Friday and she was having a sleep-over that night. Super-glad that I wasn't going to be around.

I went downstairs and my sister was riding the damn cat. Took me like seven minutes to explain that she isn't supposed to be sitting on the household pets. Went into the kitchen and helped dad make everyone breakfast. Ate, cleaned up and then got ready for class. My first class on Fridays was at 11am (haha lol I like to sleep in :P)
Picked up my boy Chad (we're in the same frat) on the way to class. He had Bowling (PE213) at the same time I had Math 111 (hope I pass this quarter haha lol). We stopped at the 7/11 to grab some fucking Red Bulls.

When we walked out of the store this wannabe gangsta kid started talkin' shit (fuckin dumass).
I told him that he better back the fuck up or I would mash him. He quickly realized the smart move was to run away at warp-2.

I found out that my girl was having a party that night, so after my shift at Spencer's Gifts I cruised over there. Sniffed some Tylenol and pounded 400 Coors Lights.

My Girl (red skirt) and her friends.

After the party I pretty much blacked out. I was told that I got in a fight with an entire city and kicked all the ass.