This is a picture I took the other day while driving home on I-95. It made me laugh a lot.
This is a picture my dad emailed me. Sometimes he is Gordon Freeman. I emailed him back "cool picture." and received this explanation confirming that my father is crazy as fuck:
"If you look closely you will see that I am in a lift that I used to drop down into the nuclear fuel transfer canal which was down about 40 FT I got out and did inspections. This is recorded on camera and you are monitored by radio - see microphone - you have a safety harness that they can pull you out with if you have a problem. It is a nuclear locked high radiation, highly contaimented, hot particial confined space with alpha. It's as good as it gets."
"A reminder to all Black Mesa personnel: Regular radiation and biohazard screenings are a requirement of continued employment in the Black Mesa Research Facility. Missing a scheduled urinalisys or radiation check-up is grounds for immediate termination. If you feel you have been exposed to radioactive or other hazardous materials in the course of your duties, contact your radiation safety officer immediately. Work safe, work smart. Your future depends on it."
ReplyDeletehe should wear his H.E.V. mark 4 protective system everywhere.
"hot particial confined space with alpha"
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