2K marin wants to fuck you

First it's gonna warm up to you with an two entries of an original, critically-acclaimed FPS by the name of Bioshock...

then it's gonna ask if you wanna kiss...

then when you lean in to taste its mustache,

it's going to tear apart the seat of your pants and shove 2048x1152 pixels of tessellated, testicle-adorned timber into your disgusting exit.

2K marin is "re-imagining" X-COM: UFO Defense. It will be remade as an FPS. It will most likely ruin the best computer game ever made.

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Considering they're big fans of the series at 2K marin (subsequent entries being exponentially worse than the former), they must already know that somebody tried something like this before.


X-COM: Enforcer

true life: it was fucking awful

the future: it is fucking awful