South Beach Story

Today I went to South Beach. It looks like this:

I like the beach. One cool part about the beach are the dudes. Lots and lots of shirtless dudes. Sometimes they hug.

Before going to the beach we ate breakfast at a restaurant and they served me a whole loaf of bread as french toast. I almost ate it all. This is the restaurant:

I think it is pink so as to attract men who are attracted to other men. That is the spirit of South Beach.

Then we sat on the beach for quite a bit of time and went in the water. As we left the beach, a lady with large breasts was sunbathing topless. I examined them with my eyes in a medical sort of way.

Then we walked up Ocean Drive. You know what it looks like because this is a picture of it:

There are a lot of interesting people on Ocean Drive.

In conclusion, South Beach is a nice place to go and

Nader made some videos:

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Doctor Nader

Flipping through the local newspaper, I found a man who looked too much like Nader to ignore.

Here is a picture of our beautiful brown baby boy

Thanks to this here man becoming a doctor in my area, we now know what our baby is going to look like when he's older (and subsequently gains weight).

I laughed

Pretty much how I feel all the time.

Two things.

Sean,


Everyone, focus.

IAAT Minecraft Fun

In case you haven't heard, Alec is dead. I know because I killed him myself. It had to be done. I don't regret anything. This is the truth about how it happened.

Alec soon finds that his friends have betrayed him. The Doctor bows his head in silence, and we hold a memorial above his garve.

This is a Doctor after he blew a hole through the middle of the mountain then proceeded to make a hole in the top to shit down the mountains throat. This is because if you take good shit and inject it into a place that has bad shit, it fixes all the shit so everyone has a good shit.

This is our mountain. Dan is on fire.

Beautiful Mt. Burningpiss. A DNA Disaster.

These are photos of Rob's house. Don't ever let him tell you that it's not his house because it is. he watched us build it and I heard him say, "my house is awesome, thanks guys for making me a house," and then he shook all our hands. The he went in the bathroom and never came out.

This is Minus being a troll.

he only gets a little house for being a dick.

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Today is National Taco Day

Feast, friends.

here is a better video

of what Sean and I got to play at PAX (scroll forward past some talk, if you want):

Butts.

Rob made me a Nodor picture. Also, Dead Rising 2 is fricking amazing. I'm not going to give you an essay of how good the game is or what its faults are because it's all relative.

Why doesn't every game come out today?

When people tell me they're going to make things I expect them immediately
Patience is not a virtue, it is a handicap
If you don't expect things right away then you are a lazy person
Waiting for things is bullshit
I want stuff now
Piss

so I got the Minecraft

I'm fully into the Minecraft now. I'm still learning the shit, but I like it.

In other news, there is an informative blog post on SW:TOR, which has to do with their advanced class system. It's a good read, if you are looking forward to the game as much as I am.