South Beach Story

Today I went to South Beach. It looks like this:

I like the beach. One cool part about the beach are the dudes. Lots and lots of shirtless dudes. Sometimes they hug.

Before going to the beach we ate breakfast at a restaurant and they served me a whole loaf of bread as french toast. I almost ate it all. This is the restaurant:

I think it is pink so as to attract men who are attracted to other men. That is the spirit of South Beach.

Then we sat on the beach for quite a bit of time and went in the water. As we left the beach, a lady with large breasts was sunbathing topless. I examined them with my eyes in a medical sort of way.

Then we walked up Ocean Drive. You know what it looks like because this is a picture of it:

There are a lot of interesting people on Ocean Drive.

In conclusion, South Beach is a nice place to go and