I'm playing Mass Effect

I'm years late to the game but here's what I think about this game because fuck you:

-Ashley is a racist bitch
-Garrus is fucking weak
-Ambassador Udina probably has a small dick
-I really need to quick save more often
-Some of the dialogue choices are very misleading
-I hate elevators
-Noveria really sucks
-I wish my squad would be more proactive and intuitive when our lives are at stake

I did one play through and ended up getting Wrex killed by Ashley so then I left her to die because I didn't get her to put out by then; at the end I had the Alliance fleet ignore the Ascension and totally fuck up Sovereign.

Now on my second play through I'm doing the opposite with a Vanguard class (first play through was with a soldier class).

Hooray.