Wednesday, June 30, 2010

TF2 night

One week from tonight, Wednesday July 7, we will have a TF2 meeting on our server. Bring some friends, if you want. It will start 9pm EST (8pm CST, 6pm PST) and will go for probably an hour or so. I'm hoping we can make a monthly habit of having one night where we can get the majority of our group together and take advantage of having on our server.

I will also post the event on our Steam group page.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

BFBC2 patch notes

Slated to be available tomorrow (wed. 6/30) at 5am EST.

* Server – Some potential sources for lag/rubberbanding have been eliminated
* Server – The old reserved slots has been replaced by a kick-on-demand system like in BF2
* Server – Log file for server admins: all remote admin interface commands/events are logged
* Server – Log file for server admins: major server events + all chat messages are logged
* Server – Idle kick is controllable
* Server – Profanity filter can be disabled
* Server – Teamkill-kick system is controllable
* Server – Ticket counts and bleed rate are controllable per-level
* Server – Infantry only mode available per-level
* Server – Initial spawn delay and respawn delay are adjustable
* Server – Server description can be up to 400 characters, and use “|” for line breaks
* Server – Banlist can contain up to 10.000 entries
* Server – reduced latency in packet handling



* Admin Interface – fixed the player.onKill spam that occasionally happened
* Admin Interface – ensured that player.onJoin events always report the player name
* Admin Interface – events triggered when people spawn
* Admin Interface – much more info on kills
* Admin Interface – detailed stats are reported at end-of-round



* Gameplay – Various minor level bugfixes
* Gameplay – Helicopter handling has been tweaked
* Gameplay – Weapon tweaks have been implemented based on PC public feedback
* Gameplay – Tracer dart gun speed has been changed from 300 m/s to 200 m/s
* Gameplay – Fixed technical hang when a crate was armed outside of the combat area
* Gameplay – “Victory is near” message was shown for the wrong team on Valparaíso, this has been fixed
* Gameplay – Countermeasures can be fired when driving a helicopter
* Gameplay – The brightness of the pilot view in the Russian helicopter has been reduced
* Gameplay – Advanced Spotting scope works better
* Gameplay – Knifing people in the back works again (we backed out the change for Server R11)
* Gameplay – Hit box for moving targets expands based on the speed of the targets movement
* Gameplay – G36 now has crosshair when in Hardcore mode



* Server Browser – Servers are sorted into 3 categories: Normal, Modified, Hardcore
* Server Browser – Added support for retrieving update progress
* Server Browser – Now refreshes information
* Server Browser – Join queue system when attempting to join a full server
* Server Browser – All settings are automatically saved between sessions
* Server Browser – Pings are sent via an alternate mechanism, which should work for non-Admin users as well



* Client – Fixed DX9 issue, which likely caused graphics glitches and perhaps crashes
* Client – Fixed some crashes
* Client – Toggle/hold crouch is user controllable
* Client – Toggle/hold zoom is user controllable
* Client – Vsync bugfixed for DX10/DX11
* Client – Rewritten how settings are written to disk; this should reduce/eliminate the spawn lag
* Client – Fixed bug where a player could join a server before the stats has been downloaded
* Client – New chat system allows chatting when dead and keeps a 100 lines log
* Client – Improved Play Now functionality
* Client – Removed K/D ratio and Skill Level filters in the leaderboards
* Client – Any points you get while being dead will be added to your score
* Client – Reduced negative mouse acceleration
* Client – Increased health on the Cobra to match other vehicles
* Client – More informative disconnection/kick reasons
* Client – Support for Map Packs so PC gets future VIP maps at the same time as consoles


Balance

* Slightly increased the damage of the UZI at long range.
* The AKs74u now has more felt recoil when aiming.
* The G3, VSS, and all SemiAutomatic rifles now settle slightly faster between shots when aiming.
* The PKM, Type 88LMG, G3, An94, and 40mm shotgun have returned to their former glory.
* Increased the damage of the MG3 to bring it in line with the rest of the LMGs.
* Fixed a bug where the Saiga12 with slugs would do too much damage at long range.
* Fixed a bug where the SVU would do too little damage at long range.
* Fixed a bug where M95 rounds would not kill armored targets with headshots.

I did something wonderful last night

We were enjoying a nice round of defending Valapariso in BC2. Then the attackers came around in their menacing helicopter.
So I had my trusty M16, for which I had worked so hard. Aided by my 4x scope and Magnum rounds I took aim at the cockpit.
I let loose a volley of rounds as the pilot began to drop off his troops. I kept firing wildly, and do you know what happened?

Killed Enemy +50

With the pilot now dead, the helicopter plummeted into the bay and I swelled with pride and joy for ending that man's life. I'm so happy Nader was there to verify my kill.

Monday, June 28, 2010

dragon age screen shot #094

where the fuck did your head go?

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Naaaaaaaagggggghhhhh

I've been making this noise all day.
Show me your ass.



I picked the Valve parody of the video because you're all nerds.

OHGOD

AEOD


Saturday, June 26, 2010

Dirt 2: a game about driving vehicles

"i drive every day.
i drive way too much.
i hate driving.
a game about driving sounds like the dumbest idea i've ever heard."

That is what I say sometimes when I see a computer game about driving. Sometimes I say other things, but that's usually pretty much it.

Dirt 2 is currently $13 dollars. Coincidentally, I was looking for something to spend $13 on this weekend and that was the only thing I saw. At the very least, I could make fun of it on the internet. That was until Dave Mirra became my buddy.


I was driving on a dirt road in Dirt 2 one day and Dave Mirra was like, "hey, you're pretty good."

I was like, "yeah, i know. i drive like, all the time."

then he was like, "want to drive cars with me?"

I was like, "it's not letting me say no"


It was just then that I realized I really like this game.

Flashback:


When I was just a small boy, my dad bought me a steering wheel and pedal set for the funputer. It was to play Road and Track's "Need for Speed". It was wonderful. It looked like this.


That was when i didn't drive cars. So a driving game was a pretty good idea for a guy like me. Then one day, I got a real car and all the fun was over.

Flashforward:


It was easy to pass on Dirt 2 on release if you didn't spend $400 bucks to ride in the DX11 wagon. Especially considering it doesn't run in DX10, leaving the ever-stable option, DX9. Here's the thing about that: even on DX9 things look great. Even on my lonely little 9800gtx+, things move very smoothly with the settings jacked.


Visuals aside, it could look like shit and it is still a fun game with a good amount of content. Just enough jumps and wrecks for the, "i'm so tired of turning," crowd. A rewind option for the "i restart every time i wreck," crowd. Enough vehicle options and tweaks for the "gear ratio really matters to me," crowd. And enough shirtless, british co-drivers named Jack for the "fahn_patrick," crowd.

The game mechanics are smooth and real, albeit nowhere near the "sim" part of the genre; Thus, small rocks and bushes are forgiving while different surfaces still affect feel and grab. Apparently, care was taken in ensuring driving different types of cars is actually a completely different experience. Rewards and achievements are gratifying enough to keep you playing. Menu is designed for console, but is designed well and works fine with a keyboard.

Bonus feature: A list of names so that driver speech is directed at you. These racing people will call you by your first name, unless you're nader. sorry nader.


I've put a good amount of time into the game this weekend and it's looking like I'm going to put in more. I will surely play a bunch more when i finally buy a DX11 card. The multiplayer works well, even if it does utilize the slow child of pc gaming, Games for Windows Live. Matchmaking is easy (one of the few positives of GFWL) and multiplayer races prove action-packed and unpredictable with cars flyin' all over the goddamn place.

If you have any interest in racing games at all, you will enjoy this.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Oh my god.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Dargorn Arge: Gorglegins #elebenty

Do you see how I leap through the air with the greatest of ease?

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Where's your head?

(click it)

Look...
Just because I cut your head off doesn't mean your head needs to disappear completely. I want to know where the fuck it went.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Mass Effect 2 - Overlord DLC

I finished the Overlord DLC for ME2, and I'm quite pleased with it. It is made up of a few different missions with some traveling in the Hammerhead between them. The environmental visuals are some of the best I've seen in Mass Effect 2. Seriously looks wonderful. The missions are pretty standard for the game, but the environments and level set-ups are what really stand out. One the missions has a very creepy, almost Doom 3 feel to it. The storyline through the mission is very nice as well.

If you are liking Mass Effect(s) as much as I do, then I would recommend.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

PORTAL 2 GAMEPLAY VIDEOS







AMAZING. I suggest watching all three videos in HD. I cannot wait.

Gaming.

I have a single one billion dollars in a giant vault that takes up half the Tulsa, Oklahoma metro area.






















I don't use any of it to buy video games or video gaming equipment. Instead, I buy truckloads of ice cream and various candied delicacies to load up the wings of my experimental aircraft that I invent daily. For science, you see.

Is gaming life? I'm not sure. Until I pay MechaGabriel Leavensworth Gorbus Enchirito Newell my entire fortune in Q8 3046 to research that answer, I don't think we will ever be sure. I do know this: casual gaming is the future of hardcore gaming.


Worship the glowing dildolollipop wand. All hail its arrival. I hope you like cooking simulators.

Kyle Phillips out.


Kicked from the game, kicked from life.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

National Man Day

Take pride, men.


Men.
Men.
Men.
Men.
Men.
Men.
Men.
Men.

new trailer for SW:TOR

Internet video of cats.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Sean & I

Thursday, June 10, 2010

another Dragon Age screen shot


(click it)
Took boy's head clean off. I never saw where the head went, though.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

please watch this

and listen to my man's commentary

Where is updates


My video game knife should work like this

(click pic for .gif)


Instead it works like this






Update:

In case you haven't heard already, the reason for the delay (for BFBC2 pc patch) is that the QA team in Romania was held back due to a transportation strike. The transportation union in Bucharest, Romania joined THIS STRIKE on June 1st. Bicycle technology has yet to make its way to the country. I have seen no official updates on the strike. Any news can be posted in the comments.

Hooray for jobs,
boo to big companies and the state,
fuck the man,
*blasts anti-flag*

Monday, June 7, 2010

now a Dragon Age movie?


kind of?

"BioWare's fantasy RPG franchise Dragon Age is to be adapted into an anime feature film, the developer announced today, created with anime distributor FUNimation."

ShackNews

Friday, June 4, 2010

Bonners.

Just in case you need to watch it 3 more times in 1080p even though your monitor doesn't support that resolution.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

mobile_nic_unit_5

A poem by Hunt_men_with_naked_men

naked

you naked

me

naked

I look into your eyes

you stare back

you say "naked"

I say

naked

where are your genitals

for thine butt is like a butt


more cum then you can handle in them doldrums, I get naked with my face in a pile of plants buck naked

see me dance with no pants, see the flop while lookin' at my dick mutton chops

you see my ass up in dat air, booty shakin' errywhere

from around the internet


Tuesday, June 1, 2010

vacation?

Hawaii is hot. What have you guys been doing? I miss my computer games, and my arms are sunburned. I ate clams last night and drank Crown. I miss you.