A Supergreat Executive Computer chair.
It comes with a support stem made of a glass bong, for optimum-wayste during long gaming sessions, leather ass support so fecal stains wipe off clean, anti-jizz stain coating (to protect against Mass Effect franchise release dates), Asian assistant with a 60-day supply of freeze dried meatloaf, memory foam nutsack pad to conform to even us "lefties", and an adjustable lumbar support.
Eat your heart out Kyle Phillips
This is my last chair. It was a hand me down from college buddies.
It will be on the market at craiglist under "seen a whole lot of ass".
This is my last chair. It was a hand me down from college buddies.
It will be on the market at craiglist under "seen a whole lot of ass".
I've had the same chair since 9th grade. I've sat in my chair naked. I had a dream last night I was shirtless and doing doctor things.
ReplyDeleteThat's not very sanitary.
ReplyDelete*watches head trauma treatment*
ReplyDelete*blasts hammer smashed face*
- a shirtless doctor