Kyle Phillips is jealous of my life. He told me he hates the way I eat waffles.
Kyle Phillips told me my taste in syrups disgusts him.
Kyle Phillips cannot stand being told you've done your research.
Why does Kyle Phillips want my life to be shit? Why does he envy my refined tastes? Why does Kyle Phillips want to ruin my life?
He's a billionaire and has nothing else to do except ruin lives. He's a menace without a microphone.
ReplyDeletehe shits on your 2% maple syrup
ReplyDeletehe walks outside and taps the maple tree in his state mandated forest named after himself and laughs in your face
i'd respond to these malicious, how do you say, quote "burns" unquote, but i'm late to an exclusive gala with the prince of monaco.
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