My friend Dan is Super Smart.
He takes apart butts for a living.
He does it because he loves knowledge and the smell.
Tales of his knowledge of the human anatomy are told worldwide.
I once asked him if it was ok to take ibuprofen while consuming alcoholic beverages. He said "yes," and my life changed forever.
Last night I got to hear his voice and play video games with him. He totally owned other doctors who thought because they were doctors that they could be good at video games because doctors think they are good at everything.
pwnt.
He takes apart butts for a living.
He does it because he loves knowledge and the smell.
Tales of his knowledge of the human anatomy are told worldwide.
I once asked him if it was ok to take ibuprofen while consuming alcoholic beverages. He said "yes," and my life changed forever.
Last night I got to hear his voice and play video games with him. He totally owned other doctors who thought because they were doctors that they could be good at video games because doctors think they are good at everything.
pwnt.
I love this. I want to play again!
ReplyDeletei lol'd at this entry
ReplyDeletelol!
ReplyDelete